UberMitch

just a simple lawyer from a sleepy border town he/him

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@nogodsnomayors @Lubchansky (also I imagine it must be refreshing to hear about Rhode Island mayors *other than* Buddy Cianci)

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@nogodsnomayors the bit where @lubchansky misspoke and added an extra "a" to the beginning of the word mayor obligates me to flag the long-time mayor of Johnson, RI, Ralph aRusso, featuring legal name changes to be at the top of alphabetical ballots:
https://t.co/qzHpmiO7lt

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.@postoctobrist lack of imagination re the Letters of Marque on TF; I figure I can head down to San Diego Harbor, seize control of this here ship, and set sail to the coast off Tijuana
https://t.co/EP0cSsYFeE

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@OrinKerr i'm almost certain I've seen you posting on the new, good place; what on earth are you doing still posting here?

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@HelenaMTLawyer @mandalawyerin @ASFleischman if someone is the in the county but not subject to its jurisdiction we can still kick them out, but importantly we can't criminally prosecute them for anything, e.g. foreign diplomats, which is exactly who that language in the 14A is referring to

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@rothschildmd an account payable for $2M owed by Trump to Rudy is currently in the process of being seized to satisfy Rudy's judgment creditors!

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@StalkingPMS @ASFleischman fundamentally, though, monetary supply under the constitution is inherently a Congressional power, b/c the President has no authority at all to manage it on their own; some kind of authorizing legislation is always necessarily required for the President to affect it

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@StalkingPMS @ASFleischman I suppose the converse is true, though, in that if a change in monetary policy is *needed* it would be extremely difficult to effect because of the massive number of veto points created by bicameralism combined with the committee system

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@StalkingPMS @ASFleischman so much of our Constitution is based on an assumption the people running our government aren't suicide bombers willing to blow the entire thing up, but I suppose the contemporary GOP is a live test of that theory

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@StalkingPMS @ASFleischman if my irony detector is misfiring, I apologize

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@robertgraham Rogan is ignorant of basic things about [INSERT LITERALLY ANY TOPIC]

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@KDbyProxy @mckaycoppins the Dakota Territory was gerrymandered in 1889 when it was admitted as two states

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If your kid is barely out of HS and living on your dime as a frat bro and says something like "your body, my choice" then you have absolutely failed as a parent.

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@baseballot give it time; maybe the new Trump administration will roll out a proposal to repeal the 14th amendment

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@ASFleischman no, I want someone who is like, 16 and was raised in a Skinner Box that played a continuous loop of the opinions authored by William O. Douglas

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@travis_view lol, Trump is going to pardon Avenatti, this is overdetermined

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@rwsound @sahilkapur If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man fucking a couch—forever

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@rwsound @sahilkapur If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man fucking a couch—forever

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@ASFleischman Trump to learn names of his grandchildren