Darren Howell

My mother was of the sky, my father from the Earth, but I am of the universe and you know what it’s worth.

[Darren Howell @DarrenHowell1]

@NTFootballHub @_onlyscott David Seaman

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@FCYildiiz Alvaro Morata?

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@RupertLowe10 @AccidentalP

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@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk WWE - World Wide Economics? These sort of things aren’t meant to be entertaining.

[Darren Howell @DarrenHowell1]

Journalist to Thomas Tuchel: Thomas, do you plan to 5 at the back for your first game as England manager?
TT: Nein
Journalist: So where’s the other one playing?
🥁 📯

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@visualsatire Paulince Fowler

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An absolutely terrible performance by England. In the next game Southgate absolutely has to give it to bloody Gordon! #EURo2024 #England

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@talkSPORT Anybody else think it was James Milner on first glance?

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Absolutely creasing at Konate ripping that fans cap off and chucking it away

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@Joey7Barton I reckon if you took 100 pens against Mary Earps you’d score twice if it was on a Sunday. Then you’d give her a few slaps and stub a cigar out in her eyes for saving 98 of your pathetic penalties. Tosser.

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@antonnewcombe

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@piersmorgan The future king with no hair more like.

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@piersmorgan @m8arteta You wanted his head on a stick only 18 months ago you bell end 🔔.

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@philiwatson23 @guvpaul1 @weatherall_joe To play in Australia in the off season by the look of it.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

Have you got a battery for an Ericsson?

[Premier League Players @premlgeplayers]

=872. JUNINHO Paulista

Midfielder - 22.02.73 - BRA (49/5)

Prem Debut:
04/11/1995 (MIDDLESBROUGH vs. Leeds United, D 1-1)

Prem Clubs:
Middlesbrough (95-97, 99-00 & 02-04)

Prem Apps: 125
Prem Goals: 29

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@fesshole @Dahurb1