Darren Murphy

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Officially a Chelsea player. ✍️

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK's monthly️ Electric Car Giveaway and you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Mokka Electric, worth over £32k! It's free to enter #ElectricCarGiveaway

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@SkySportsBoxing Well done judges! You’ve robbed boxing of fans!! Absolute joke, that was a one sided win Catterall by at least 5 rounds. Embarrassing

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@Hoseasons I’ve already spoke to someone who was extremely rude and unhelpful. The site were apologetic and said this had happened before. Poor customer service from hoseasons

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@Hoseasons ripping off customers by charging £250 a night for a caravan with no wifi when the property comes up in a search for lodges! Then hide behind small print when the inevitable complaint comes in. Even the manager of the site has said this isn’t a first. False advertising

[✈️ @Arrizabalager]

It had to be done.

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@AbsoluteChelsea @ChelseaFC Mane had been watching videos of Gerrard before the game

[Jon Green @jonthegreener]

At last. The BBC gets a bloody good slapping. Watch and enjoy.

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

Bit depressing when you’re watching top of the pops 1989 and realise we as a country have gone backwards not forwards!

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@talkSPORT Brilliant!

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@SkySportsBoxing Khans best performance and what a fight it was

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@talkSPORT Spurs showing their usual class. Scandalous

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@SuzanneEvans1 Who would be a police officer in Britain these days. Makes me laugh when i see all the pro comments about the heavy handed officers in Europe saying we need this here. Then as soon as the police do something they are lambasted!

[Chunkz @Chunkz]

When Boris Johnson catches me going for my 5th jog

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

Rishi Sunak burns Kay Burley. #ThugLife 😎

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@TrevorMurphy82 @CFC_1972 Kepa!!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Ricky’s finest 8 minutes - congrats @rickygervais 👏👏👏

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

@JoeWood74323155 @mattjameswright You absolute melt!!

[Darren Murphy @DarrenMurphyCFC]

Like or loath their politics but the best two politicians in this country are Sturgeon and Farrage. Head and shoulders above the rest of them. At least you know where they stand. The rest are just pandering to the public.

[CFC Away @CFCAway_]

You might want your sound on for this one 🎶

Credit: Pedro Romhanyi