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Full-service marketing communications consultant. WI sports fan. TBD on world views (get back to me later).

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora.

He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks.

Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

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@SleeperMLB @SleeperPirates @SleeperSFGiants @BayAreaTrev @SleeperYankees @SleeperBrewers @SleeperPhillies @SleeperRangers cutch

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@chucktodd I thought it was a parody at first.

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@SleeperMLB @SleeperRoyals @SleeperAth @SleeperRedSox @SleeperYankees @SleeperTigers @SleeperRays @SleeperGuards @Castellani2014 damon

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@JVMonte2 Come see about me, afghan whigs

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@BarstoolBigCat Golden generation?

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@Dom_Cotroneo you must talk about wild Bill's abs slump.

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@Peter_Bukowski Revise the helmet to gold and I would be down with it for one game. And I am old…

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

This is actually fucking insane

[Kasey Helton @KaseyHelton05]

My husband is busting his ass today in a steel mill in 90+ degree heat 60 hours a week all summer long and I’ll be at my job on July 4 at the hospital while you enjoy your holiday you starchy shirted jackass. Tell me we don’t work as hard as you.

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@jessetemple At AC/DC?

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@Super70sSports Says the guy with an audience of Karen's on Outkick.

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@Huncho_Jman This team is getting unlistenable. Miller is the biggest culprit m

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Oh my goodness is Reggie Miller be bad. What happened to him?

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@BMTNSports He might not be wrong…

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@BarstoolBigCat Gonna need all the class they can get at that place today.

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@JakeLahut

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

🚨 63% of Americans support adopting a national popular vote for President.

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@CheyCab I feel dirty when I have MAGA fantasies.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Things that do not help Americans:

-New ballroom.
-New arch.
-War in Iran.
-Campaigning for Viktor Orban.
-Renaming the Kennedy Center.
-Renaming the Dept of Defense.
-UFC fight on the white house lawn.
-Pardoning every MAGA criminal.
-Deluge of gold in the oval office.
-"Winning" the FIFA peace prize.
-Useless cabinet meetings of slaves.
-Rage posting every minute.
-Fighting Bruce Springsteen.
-Melania Movie.