Darren Kelly

Film & TV Assistant Director. 7th Dan black belt in gallivanting. Have boots, will travel.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@Alicantayy @CarlowWeather G’wan outta that you absolute arsehat. Embarrassing comment. The man is literally quoting current official data and explaining it in layman’s terms.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@CarlowWeather See that big patch of white on the Windy app maps just off the Clare coast - how likely is that to wash over the west of Ireland or even broader over the next few hours?
Love your work btw, been following you on various platforms for a few years now.
Irish film crews trust you👍🏻

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@ellis_cd @MetEireann Nobody is trying. We’re in Ireland. We’re use metric here to measure speed. We started official metrication in the 70’s, we finished by 2005. (I still mostly default to imperial in my head, but I’m capable of simple maths.)

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@monstroso ‘Convoy’.
A movie that was inspired by the song.

[AMA Music Agency @AMAMusicAgency]

AMA Agency & Claremorris Town Hall Theatre Presents: The Blindboy Live PODCAST Show
Saturday 2nd November https://t.co/k3VrByhHxv

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@MickPuck Completely unrelated to the above Mike, but I’m looking for your booking agent info in enquire about booking the band. Can’t find any agent contact details online.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@talktoBOI Why oh why oh why in the name of the year 2024 is your online banking app so abysmally shite?
And your customer care phone line for same equally as bad.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@Glinner Ah here @glinner; the likes of Gript Media would’ve been right in your crosshairs for lampooning back in the day….

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@ReginaDo @ReginaDo Your tweet is the kind puerile scutter sniping that makes the Irish electorate sigh in exasperation. It’s Trump tweeting on the jacks territory. The world could’ve done without this 1 of your own 22k + tweets.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@archer_rs Seriously, try out @MichaelsCoDub, hands down the best plate of food I’ve ever had anywhere on this planet was cooked by this man and his team.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@NoContextBrits Seven Wanks for Seven Brothers

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@NoContextBrits W*A*N*K*

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@PhilMickelson @McIlroyRory And finish it he did. Well done Rory.
You betcha he did.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@conor_pope In my experience - any of the phone / internet/ insurance and banking providers are shockingly bad to deal with. On the good side my interactions with eflow have always been notably good.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@RTEplayer Why not? The year is 2022.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@RTEplayer Why in the name of the year 2022 can we not watch live RTE with the RTE Player app on our smart tv’s? Can’t cast it to the tv from the phone with Apple Airplay either. It’s beyond a joke. Shambles. #RTEGAA #rtesport #sundaygame

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@laura_woodsy @KatieTaylor Great fight but the commentary on DAZN for the fight was shambolic. McCaskill gave the most biased and nonsense commentary I’ve ever seen.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@DAZNBoxing The commentary from McCaskill was shamefully biased and absolute shite talk to be honest. Was my first time paying for a fight with DAZN and it will be my last if that’s the substandard commentary they think is good enough.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@novibet_ie The voiceover on your latest ad attempting to do an Irish accent is beyond offensive. It’s criminally bad. Fuck off.

[Darren Kelly @Darren_Kelly]

@RTEplayer It’s genuinely disgusting how perfectly all the ads play without any hitch whatsoever, but the broadcast itself can’t be enjoyed in any real capacity whatsoever. 5th major Irish sporting event in a row I’ve tried to watch but to no avail.
#RTErugby #irfu #6nations2022