Darryl Houston

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

First of all, you make 12M a year

[toto @totoscrib]

Like, what the hell is this?! 😭

[𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘢☆ @Stunna999_]

Nigga got in the ring with Jon Jones and shit his pants don’t ever tell me this mf ain’t the goat bro 🐐

#UFCWhiteHouse

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Probably because Obama isn’t a racist sex offender.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

boomers paid 25 cents for this and just think you should work harder

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

y’all had all them jokes about george floyd and trayvon martin tho learn to take a joke pussy

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

If this is the basement for Boston holy fuck are we next level

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Leonard Fournette:
-6,737 total yards and 41 TDs in career
-Averaged 95 yards, 1.1 TDs per game in 9 career playoff games
-Super Bowl Champion (135 yards and a TD vs. KC)

Emmanuel Acho:
-33 tackles in 20 career games

[Brett Alper @TheRealAlper]

There you have it. The Patriots officially re-sign 0 players who played a snap last season.

[Ahmar Khan @AhmarSKhan]

Doing this next to Priyanka Chopra an Indian nationalist that supports a government cracking down on Muslims and minorities, is poetic by Javier Bardem. A legend.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Remember when they defunded food for hungry children a few months ago?

[StaxMontana @yoStax]

Yeaaaa keep Oba away from this mf then

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Meanwhile in America we’re bringing back the measles because the dumbest people we’ve ever met supported a pedophile

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

I'm sorry but at what point did Solo decide to become the most naturally charismatic dude in the company

[basheer… @basheertk_]

It was undoubtedly the greatest game ever played in all of sports and it isn’t close either.

[BSOLZ @BSOLZ_]

The highlights Ive seen from pre season hoops is kinda crazy 😭

What’s in the air this year

[Peter @cena17thszn]

When Cena cooked Seth before their SummerSlam match 🔥

“Not a damn fool saying a damn thing about Seth Rollins”
“The answer to a trivia question”
“Triple H was never Ric Flair’s bitch… this Sunday, Imma make you mine”

Crazy we’ll never see Cena vs Seth again 💔

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Ugh I’ve handled all the DT stories well this week but the way his mom went straight to touch the face of his bust broke me