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ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏʀꜱꜰ

[ΛＫＩＬΛ @Darrylsmith122]

What did he do to you bro?
He gave me the wrong Blunt🍃💔

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

People who usually wear contacts—once they
get thrown in prison, are they stuck with naked
eyes for life or what?

[Knox @Knoxjr1s]

If you could smoke a blunt anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖖 𝕭𝖗𝔢𝖊𝖟𝖊༒ @sanity01477]

Me: When I’m high asf My thoughts aren’t racing. They’re scenic driving

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

i can’t believe that, Naija stoners is it true?

[丂山乇乇ㄒㄥ丨千乇 @dicesweetlifee]

Michael Jackson’s family needs to serve him a cease and desist IMMEDIATELY!!!

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because I started telling a story and took three side quests before reaching the point.

[Precious 💫 @Uwhe_P]

Man with Parkinson smokes weed and gets relieved almost immediately

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

When the one you pray for becomes the one you pray with >>>>>>❤️🥺

[natii @xxrl_y4]

she wasn’t lying when she said her favorite dish was a mug

[Tuff King 🎚️ @Paychekk_asap]

The moment they see you happy they start telling people what you did in 1989...

[Clover 🦋🍀 @Clovar_69]

weed is killing the youths 💔💔💔

[𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷✨ @realmfberlin]

I want that "damn they still together" type of love

[Real Kamufu @_kor3yy]

one time at a party i kissed someone's girlfriend and to make sure he wasn't mad about it i just kissed him too.... i blacked out and woke up to a text in a groupchat with both of them that said "did u make it home safe baby?💓

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

Today, I originally planned to spend my birthday with my mom, but she didn’t want to go, so I ended up spending it alone at a Japanese restaurant. They told me that if it was my birthday, they’d give me free birthday sushi, but they needed to see my ID first. I showed them my ID. I told them there was no need to celebrate it. The waiter even asked, “No birthday song for you?” and I said no, don’t. But later, he still came back with the sushi, a little candle, and quietly sang Happy Birthday just for me. They also gave me some free fruit.

Honestly, it didn’t feel sad to me. I think as you get older, you realize you don’t really need a big celebration anymore. For me, knowing that someone remembers my birthday is already enough.

[♰ @bigg_naeto]

Why do niggas that beat bitches always got bitches to beat.

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

A gay girl tried to talk to me today I told her I was straight
She said "spaghetti straight too,till it get wet"
This bitch 😂😭😭😭

[Sar Peterson @theoceyjnr]

As soon as she stop telling you good morning just know it's over wit

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

Sex’s sounds early morning 🍆🍑😩

[THE BIG DOG🪄 @HussainiBi59248]

if I could remember Elon musk asked me one day in a 🤳 phone call that why?:we weren’t supposed to smoke weed why do we have cannabinoid receptors in our brains??

[$ @divahere_ngl]

having a roster is not a flex who wants to talk to 9 lame ass men all day long