ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️

I’m Victor Frankenstein. You’re the monster.

[Mr Attorney ⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️|| Bohlatse @Bohlatse_]

Enjoying my rent.

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

I don’t know who this guy is but he’s my new best friend.

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

I will not judge you (in secret, but always to your face)

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

That’s it. I’m getting a burner phone for my feet pics. I can’t live like this (poor)

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

My birthstone is called Grand Daddy Purp

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

@SatiricalFey @petitecycliste @Woman4W yes!!! Consensual is key****

[trevy @chillextremist]

Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

donald looks like an evil disney villain

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

someone lmk which pres candidate will make my salary match the cost of living. That’s all i wanna know.

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

I remember walking down the newly renovated hallways in school in 2006 on June 6 (6/6/06) thinking the world was going to end and i was getting dragged to hell

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

why is there a b in debt

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

Did Lil Wayne watch Degrassi?

[Herb @Herbworthy]

Weekend energy. 💨

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

5. The size of a moose

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

@ayeejuju I don’t see the problem??

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

Everytime a black person gets wrongfully murdered by a cop, we should get a day off from society. Us and all millennials who vote democrat lol

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

Also, i have red nail polish on for the first time ever and it makes me feel so fancy. Like cruella

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

I’ve been having really vivid and weird dreams. I wake up feeling like I’m in a diff dimension and it’s hard for me to snap out of it for hoursss

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

@amberisc00l reallllllly??? I’m gunna look more into it. I’m not using it lol it can go!!

[ursula 🧙🏾‍♀️ @Darshmallow]

At what age will they (accept the fact that i don’t like kids and) let me remove my uterus?