A Hopelessly Romantic Whisky Double on the Rocks

“You should realize that you destroy your enemies when you make peace with them.”

[A Hopelessly Romantic Whisky Double on the Rocks @DarthFredFred]

@billybrizzle420 "Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them" - Frank Herbert, Dune

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

"It's all his fault we're spending money on fighting AIDS" is an all-time Biden Banger how have I never seen this before

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

>it's real

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

Finally, the Looksmaxxers have transcended their petty transhumanist efforts to become Chad and have set their eyes on the Great Work: to use their fleshy vessels as alchemical alembics for distilling the Materia Ultima by injecting themselves with gold

[⊹₊⟡⋆wolfgang⊹₊⟡⋆ (he/she) @tabloid_garden]

"i dont care who you sleep with, a man, a woman, or in your case, the fishes" is the hardest line ive ever heard in anything

[Noel is too happy right now @Cloudonachocobo]

Cloud, the chocobo is here.

[Longswordwife ★ @Longswordwife]

Soft launching her transition

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“There’s goblins over there.”

“Thanks again, Sting.”

“No problem. I’ll be watching you.”

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

they’re taking me behind the shed. presumably to show me the shed’s big fat ass

[terry funk was better than your favorite @mthieyung]

counting or not counting mutant violence

[samol 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @SamolBilly]

Villeneuve isnt enough of a sicko to do god emperor justice. Give herzog 5 million dollars ,a loaded gun,zero studio oversight and drop him in a desert

[collin @fiendformojitos]

Do you think Villeneuve will put in the Hitler quote?

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Congrats bro

[☾ Jupiter @190thnight]

happened to my good friend aerith gainsborough

[lydia 🍋 @beepsquared]

Next question

[fenlon @fen_lon]

i love weed more than most of my family members

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Majin Gill* @7Thompsoncomics]

Notice how Erik just walked that shit off unlike a certain #SOMEBODY