maxi

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sociable recluse
(she/they)

[♌︎ @dannidollas]

she don’t look cursed to me

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[burger girl 2 @chzbrgrg]

trans women will casually tell you "yeah when i was a kid my mom tricked me into going to the barbershop so her and the employees could hold me down and forcibly shave my head while i cried and screamed in protest" and expect you to have a response ready for that

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

Crack in broad daylight in your Mazda CX-5 is diabolical

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

notice the outfit has shape and drape

[maxi @friedmaxi]

@ForsetiMoms sapphic Philly foot fetish furry you're the hero we need

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

hey sorry unfollowing this guy. i really liked when he almost killed ronald reagan for extremely unsettling reasons but didn’t realize he was unsettling otherwise which i see now was honestly kind of likely but again i gotta stress its so cool to shoot ronald reagan with a gun

[mar-vell @lifeofbuck]

mind you this is a film about a woman taking down sex traffickers but men feel offended by that for some reason

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

went here and everybody knew you

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Critical support to the Pride Baltimore light rail taking out a Tesla

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

notice the outfit has shape and drape

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

margaery was the one character cersei wasn't able to outpuss so domestic terrorism was her last resort