Melody

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[Melody @DarthMell]

@tomdelonge where can I get a pair of Macbeth's that don't look like a dog chewed them before they were posted on Ebay?

[Melody @DarthMell]

@OLNband I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN, THANKS GUYS!

[Melody @DarthMell]

@OLNband any plans for a, "Running Up The Hill" cover yet?

[Melody @DarthMell]

@Kaci_Breanne I need a chicken carb STAT

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

The avoidance of responsibility is the reason why so many people have lives that feel empty. I'm all for maintaining your freedom — but pets, plants, relationships, and kids aren't "inconveniences" — they're opportunities for you to grow into less of a self-centered asshole.

[Melody @DarthMell]

Social media can make me so unhappy, but it has been my channel of expression for so many years. Now I'm not sure where to transfer that to.

[Melody @DarthMell]

Thankfully the refund process was very simple. Now I can be disappointed at home instead of at a Bayside concert.

[THRICE @Thrice]

Unfortunately, we will no longer be performing tonight in Silver Spring, MD. Anxious and Bayside are still scheduled to play as planned.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

More than ever, the media and our politicians are starting to sound exactly like used car salesmen: they'll say absolutely anything to get you to buy in because they know the wheels are falling off this fucking thing.

[Kaci @Kaci_Breanne]

Honestly….. #Euphoria does an incredible job of showing what it’s like being in a relationship with a sociopath/narcissist (family or romantic). Showing not just how dark it is but also how confusing it can be because you genuinely feel bad for them. Jacob Elordi nailed it.

[Melody @DarthMell]

I hope this one salad I'm eating will unlock things for me. Like a size 2 pant size, thick hair, and motivation.

[Melody @DarthMell]

I've been in the bath tub since 8:45. No desire to get out.

[Ashley @BeautifulLiar27]

Pretty disappointed that @dunkindonuts didn’t bring back their Pink Velvet Macchiato this year 😒

[Melody @DarthMell]

@BeautifulLiar27 @dunkindonuts Me too!

[Melody @DarthMell]

I am here to say, on this 4th day of February, that I don't give a fuck about what anyone outside of my household decides to do. Just keep your bs yours, & I'll keep mine mine.

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Today is 2 / 2 / 22

[Melody @DarthMell]

Yellowstone gives me anxiety.

Please put that little boy in immediate therapy.

[Melody @DarthMell]

@morganlolar There's a Lockheed Martin office a mile from my house and I always feel like Lockheed is a command and there should be a comma before Martin.

[Melody @DarthMell]

@Kaci_Breanne He's not wrong.

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

if you hit a pedestrian your check engine light turns off

[Melody @DarthMell]

Things the past few days have felt very fucky. Like that time last October when we all almost died from a full moon.