Darth Vanger

#KTBFFH Born and raised a Chelsea fan. Englishman, Film Producer, Negative Nancy. GO HABS GO!

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@Imstilljon what is this song you’re playing for the intro today?? I wanna play it pre game at Lord William tonight! GHG

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@Imstilljon I knew it wasn’t just the love for the beautiful game that we had in common. I also detest everything that lives in the ocean. If I can’t walk up to something in a muddy field and punch it in the face it isn’t for me.

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@seanrcampbell the Struble song was a Sam Robert’s song. I can’t remember the name though.

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@ChelsTransfer Totally disagree. His best football has always come from him playing on the right. The issue becomes now that managers wants full backs playing in midfield instead of overlapping.

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@fordnation Yeah. Crazy for Canada to bring in cars that always exist readily in Europe. For a better price point than any North American competitor.who provide a inferior product at that.

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@TheRealKeean Are you mentally handicapped?

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@RoyceKoop Hint: every conservative you would have voted for since Harper has been supremely less qualified or prepared for the job than Carney. In literally every possible facet of the job.

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@deepdivegolf They’ll pay it. They know if Bryson leaves LIV is dead.

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@StarshipAlves @HustleBitch_ This is the reality. The United States are a dumpster fire. The future is china. It’s pretty clear. No one can count on the United States and what they’ll decide to do on a day to day basis.

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@JasonKn07430666 @k1ngisi @anatoliisharii @Saint__Dane @grok And that guy know knows a guy who knows a guy who has a plane ain’t getting any of their shit from Venezuela.

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@JasonKn07430666 @k1ngisi @anatoliisharii @Saint__Dane @grok You guys keep on mentioning Venezuelan cocaine. They aren’t even remotely close to Peru or Bolivia. And nowhere close to Columbia.

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@damzychillin Jesus Christ. Juan Sebastian Veron, Mark Hughes, Mason Mount. Garnacho, Matic. I’m sure I’m forgetting a few as well.

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@gotrice2024 Neighbour is gonna find out about tree law reaaaaaal quick

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@oliverbrocato Pay me to care. If not. Get fucked I’ll see you when I’m back.

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@youneshhamou_ Seems already wild to me that Willy Caballero is our assistant coach but a man who IS Chels and has his full badges isn’t being invited into the conversation. Young squad who need to learn what it is to be Chelsea. JT is that guy.

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@TimurNegru In what world would it cost over a grand to fly from Ireland to Spain? Ferrys are cesspools. And that’s just the people.

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@LegacySiu Nico Anelka.

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@KurtSupeCPA If the kids are all struggling financially why do you assume that wouldn’t continue to be the case into their 50’s?

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@PhilMickelson Another misread by Phil. Now I understand how he got into so much debt he had to fuck off and suck suck Saudi cock.

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@Imstilljon hey bud! Hope to see you during WC games this year. Found it WILD that the TSN TV feed had no translation for foreign languages. I had such low expectations but someone WC draws always find a way to disappoint! You guys were fantastic on the air making the best of it.