Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast)

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

You’re either taking Zoloft with me or taking Zoloft against me.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

@lilydsmith

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

Haaaaaaaamburger!

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Greetings.

In response to Aspiration co-founder Andrei Cherny — who now claims that Kawhi Leonard’s secret, $28M endorsement deal was not a “no-show job” — @pablofindsout has just obtained the following statement.

It is signed by Aspiration’s ex-CFO; ex-COO and CLO; and ex-CTO.

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

They’ll do anything to distract us from the Epstein Files.

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

@divafrickiii 🤣🤣

[James. @afcjxmes]

🐐

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

Dead Space!!!! Come through! https://t.co/oR37oFznfI

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

Resident Evil 7 Finale! THEN Dead Space https://t.co/Bay6bIuFjT

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

Resident Evil 2 https://t.co/oR37oFznfI

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

@blewis1103 I thought he looked like W******** at first.

[Chip Hackman (Top 0.0001% Root Beer Enthusiast) @Darthbaggins10]

They closed the roof and then stunk up the place.

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

ryan coogler telling lebron they shot sinners on 65 mm film and lebron nodding going “that’s my favorite format”

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

When the club hit rock bottom, these two teenagers put us on their back.

Tonight, they both scored at the Bernabéu as Arsenal smashed the European champions 5-1 on aggregate.

Love them so much. ❤️

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

#DaredevilBornAgain

[biblically accurate angel @heartfondlr]

These stone cold idiots crashing out over a sash wouldn’t know a shtick if it was 12 inches down their throats

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

THE EDITS MAN 😍😍