Darth Plightous

If I don't follow you, the only reasons I'd ever respond to a DM from you are:
-I'm bored and want to troll you
-I'm angry and am going to take it out on you

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@kafklore Took it 6 times to get it all...sure they'll cool, but my regular vacuum would have got it in one.

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@EmmaWatson338 Nah, that link isn't the same girl. This is marry_cordy on chaturbate

https://t.co/HvSktCVPJZ

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@OrwellNGoode Yes

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@midwestern_ope Nah, worse is driving through Wyoming North of The National parks. At least in Kansas there's town's once in a while.

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@shotguncaio So, in Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow versions, Dragonite's only weaknesses were Rock and Ice Types, because Dragon originally had no weaknesses, and is resistant to Electric. It had a soft personality, because it had no natural predators...like a big magic flying capybara.

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@sen_gue @KutsutsuKutsu @naughtybalakk Right!? Everyone forgot about Elijah Wood?

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@MensHumor I would respond to this with Horoscope by Weird Al Yankovich...

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@japan_nobunaga When I got my license, the age for it was 16, at 14, I got a farm permit, I learned how to drive a manual transmission pick-up truck at 12. I'm still in my 30's...

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@kttypower So beautiful!

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@stargazeruk7 Yeah, Pluto, and the like dozen other dwarf planets in our solar system!!

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@Manas_Ciel_ @Rukia1994443 There's also Gun Gale Online snd SAO: Alicization

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@japan_nobunaga @MattBucklad @japan_nobunaga I love that you understood that reference.

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@japan_nobunaga Most highways in America had a speed limit of 60 miles/hour until the 80's or 90's, so answering in minutes or miles was the basically the same thing.

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@PrinceOf_Darkns @grok Specifically, this is called "The Eye of the Sahara"

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@psyuttik No, it's best to be direct. We typically only notice hints directed at someone else.

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@GiFShitpost I can't fully explain it with words, but few things are hotter than a woman sucking on her own breast.

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@foreplay I thing they have a medication that can do that without getting pregnant. But, on the other hand, being a parent is cool too, because then, there's this little person running around who likes all the same nerdy stuff as you and wants to be your best friend.

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@honagirl17 🙏🫂

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@rooshibi Congrats!! Have fun!!

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@pokemon_daily Also, they sell the rare ones...