Darwin

The 7th member of @Preorder66. Sea pimp.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

How was your summer? I hung out in Jersey for a few days. The tuna was fresh!

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@GeshGav I am still down, just sayin'.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@TheJackSack Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah boiiiiiiii!!!! Who wants to fuuuuuck???

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@Venom0wl @TheJackSack I am so turgid. Call me a marine biologist! I’m scared of what is happening to me!

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@TheJackSack Holy shit.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@CheersIan @FakeEyes22 That’s MY spunk on her forehead.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@CadetFoster @FakeEyes22 Like my dad always said, tuna goes bad after 30 years.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@MickGould @TheJackSack @DragonEatsFairy My room (the ocean) is littered with smut mags and champagne from that Titanic you guys threw at us.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

Let’s clear up some shit here- we don’t pollute your habitat, we don’t threaten global destruction and we don’t have a Kardashian. Fuck off. https://t.co/PJd7eloFlD

[Dolphin Project @Dolphin_Project]

Take note, Taiji: THIS is culture: Whales and dolphins have rich 'human-like' cultures and societies https://t.co/ZM8Hsp4vjb #DolphinProject

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

Wanna clear up some shit this AM: I don’t snort cocaine.

It just kind of goes down the drain of my blowhole on its own.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

Melissa Joan Hart is my love chum.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@deefuzz Is "mock" another word for shtup? If so, we dolphins are very capable of mocking your celebs- All. Night. Long.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@FakeEyes22 @TheJackSack @The_Nickbot You have at least two holes that make you interesting to me.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@DragonEatsFairy @TheJackSack Get your own women!

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

Twitter asked me for my birthday. June 9, 1969 baby! Or maybe we should write it out a little shorter...

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

@FirebirdGT @delaneywilliams @guardian Hell yeah, I talk! Tell Chomsky he owes me 20 (literal) clams!

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

Spent the last hour telling my accountant that "misogynist" is my professional occupation since "pussy magnet" would've been in poor taste.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

I'm also into blow-hole stuff.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

Frankly, I'm Team Melissa Joan Hart but only for the dirtiest of assignments. https://t.co/FJsCgiib2w

[Captain America @CaptainAmerica]

@DarwinDolphin Are you sure you made the right choice? Find out in theaters.

[Darwin @DarwinDolphin]

Let's go @CaptainAmerica I stand with #TeamCap. #TweetMe And also feed me fish and your virgin women.