@elonmusk Hi Mr Musk. Just read you've got a license to supply electric in the UK. I work Yu Energy as a meter engineer and would be well up for working for Tesla Energy if you either need meter engineers or a head of field π. You sir are a legend. Much love
@RoyalMail Paid for 1-2 day delivery! Absolute joke!
You guys can't stop lying. My house isn't inaccessible, there's no locked communal areas, weather's been fine. Nothing at all.
Please for the love of good just give it up and let Amazon take over the parcels, you're useless at it!!
@RoyalMail Oi you cheeky lying imbeciles. No one made a attempt whatsoever. I know your is organisation absolutely useless but at least don't lie about it, I've check the ring. Just say "we're too fucking lazy to deliver your parcel today"
@RoyalMail, why has my parcel been sent to Brighton, and rather than sent to my address in Eastbourne, it's been sent to Gatwick and hasn't moved since 08:36 Thursday.