SirDaryl

My life is far from perfect, but everything I love isn't.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

Dear @TimHortons,
Changing the Roll-Up contest to digital and shortening the duration is about as sacrilegious to Canadian people as sitting during the national anthem.

"50 points to McDonalds"
-or whatever Dumbledore said.

#TimHortons #Canada

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@my_budgie But... A penis is on a male and a vagina is on a female.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

It really is too bad that @ufc Snapchat #UFCpulse episodes can't have more ads in them. 1 ad for every 6 announcer words spoken clearly isn't enough.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@Facebook The algorithms put out by the teams within the past year are ridiculous. Posts from many years ago are causing bans. Your systems pick random single words and report that a comment is regarded as "hate speech". Y'all are terrible at your jobs.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@J_Hodgins @khloekardashian Is the series finale a reveal of how they managed to have a TV show? 😂

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@netflix and @Netflix_CA You guys really need to sort out your differences. The USA version has significantly more and better movies than we do.

#whyisntDodgeballonnetflix

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@allyosphotos @EvanNew005 @Sazem96 I'm sorry, I didn't realize what I said was supposed to be a "comeback". It was merely a response. I actually happened to be outside doing some yardwork, which is coming along nicely. And you are correct on the placement, especially since I have a fairly large head.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@BCrowder45 @EvanNew005 @allyosphotos @Sazem96 Can you please inform me of this knowledge? I said that people take offence to everything, not that I hate people who are different. Do I have a different thought on the ideology? Yep. Do I want them dead? Course not. Offence is taken, not given.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@EvanNew005 @allyosphotos @Sazem96 Nah see the problem is that people have developed a "You have to agree with everything" mentality. Sure I have emotions, as virtually all humans do. But I also have a brain between my ears that knows that words are words. Remember "sticks & stones"?

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@Sazem96 @NoEmmeG If you stand to pee, you're a biological male. If you sit to pee, you're a biological female. After that, is on the person. I identify as god and say it is as so.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@EvanNew005 @allyosphotos @Sazem96 And being offended by everything is exactly whats wrong with this generation. Not enough people being taken out by the 'rona. Thought it was gonna be natural selection.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

I know it's old news, but its absolutely retarded that you can rent a movie on @PlayStation, but it's only available for 48 hours after starting. You can keep it for 28 days and then watch if you want. But if you start it you have to watch it a few times or it's gone.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@Facebook It is absolutely ridiculous what you guys have become. You are taking it upon yourselves to censor every word, regardless of context or privacy. The most basic of things are taken away. You're going to do to social media what Las Vegas did to fighting.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

Nobody:

@NickCannon: "@Eminem..."

General Public: "Hey some guy named 'Nick' said Em's name. Let's see if he's famous?"

Public: "Sorry nevermind."

Mariah Carey: "Dammit Nick I said sorry for moaning his name. I make enough to support us. Smarten up before I end your show."

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

The same group of people who gave @taylorswift13 the Artist Of The Decade award are also the ones who put Drake into a rock category. The award should go to every guy who didn't wave back and had a song written about them. 15 years, 23 exes and 47 broken heart songs later.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

I recommend that nobody from the @NHLBruins views social media for awhile. Not sure who was playing on that ice tonight, but it sure wasn't the Bruins.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

This is why people stop watching. Weigh-in dramatics and bs make this a soap opera for men like WWE. Like when @JohnyHendricks mangled GSP's face @TeamKhabib spanked McGregor with ground and pounds longer than fights ever allow. @danawhite golden boy got beat. That's why he's mad

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Morning Report: Chuck Liddell goes off on UFC 229: Khabib vs. McGregor brawl (@jedkmeshew) https://t.co/v104Gddek7

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

@mrdannyglover What are your thoughts on @LethalWeaponFOX canning @ClayneCrawford, half of the iconic duo yourself and #MelGibson began? Seems the franchise has been s**t on.

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

It was a bit of a chore but I managed to leap my way to the top of Maze Bank with just my Opressor! 😎 @TypicalGamer @HikeTheGamer @RockstarGames

[SirDaryl @DarylRCook]

If you've slept with somebody who has slayed enough for their number to be an area code, you're disgusting by association.