Bridget

“I am, by nature, a dealer in words, and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity.” Rudyard Kipling

[Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch]

We know he can swim but…

[HP @amishestrogen]

new jersey is so beautiful

[Bridget @DasBridge]

Out here listening to Chappell Roan on repeat like I’m not a married mom in her late thirties

[Izze 🦁🐻 @Izze1122]

Idk who this man is, all I know is he is now the standard for all men, if you're not dressed like this don't even approach me #MetGala

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

To this day she’s never said anything bad about this picture or Florence which to me on some level is very telling

[Bridget @DasBridge]

I’ve been on maternity leave long enough that I am too comfortable making myself right at home anywhere I am and acting like I’m in my own living room everywhere.

[SageOnTheStage @sage_stage]

There's nothing more important than a personal relationship with your students and tailoring your lessons and teaching to their specific needs.

Also, here is 150 students

[Bridget @DasBridge]

@ModestTeacher @MichauxJim You would also never get to use them whenever. You know there would be bureaucratic caveats. I couldn’t use vacation days for my mother’s funeral just this past year as a teacher because I didn’t give my admin ten days notice in writing.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The rats you've surrounded yourself with have turned on you, cutting deals with prosecutors to save themselves.

We hope it keeps you up at night, scared and afraid.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes I just want to live in a small cottage wit my kids in the middle of nowhere . Where nobody can find me or talk to me.

[Bridget @DasBridge]

Like when I was put in just one seventh grade class this year (instead of all ninth, which I love) to “collaborate with the middle school team,” and then I met with them zero times. Make it make sense.

[Gretchen @offgridteacher]

My latest hot take on teacher retention: Make it easier for teachers who like a certain grade or subject to teach it, and don’t move teachers in retaliation. So many jobs are “K-5 hiring pool, must be flexible!”.

[Bridget @DasBridge]

@thethingvanessa The eyes are the nipples of the face

[ally @missmayn]

I think a lot about how my grandpa was the sole provider for his wife and four kids, he built a 4-bedroom house with a vegetable garden on a hill in the New England suburbs, put his kids through college, took family vacations every year and retired at 62. and he was a mAiLmAN.

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

It’s cool to read the biography of basically any self-made person prior to 1980 and get to the part where they arrive in the big city and rent a cheap room in a boarding house/residence hotel for a few dollars a week, a form of housing that basically doesn’t exist anymore.

[Jay Wamsted @JayWamsted]

Me: Please turn off TikTok
Student: No

Me: My student won't turn off TikTok
Admin: Call the parent

Me: Your child won't turn off TikTok
Parent: My child needs a phone at school

Me: Listens to a lot of TikTok during class & considers getting pepper sprayed

[Crappy Teacher @teachcrap]

Teacher appreciation week: we will be feeding you different things all week.

Why is this the norm?

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I hope they do manage to ban social media for kids under 18 so I can be part of a special class of people who got exposed to it as a child like the people who grew up with leaded gasoline.

[Gloria Cazares @GloriaCazares82]

One year ago today our princess celebrated her First Communion. She had trouble looking for the perfect dress, but she finally found it on Amazon. Little did we know this would be the dress she was buried in just a few weeks later. Pictures are all I have left 💔 #JackieCazares