Das_Austerman

- Wrasslin' connoisseur. 🤼 - Tortured Angels Baseball fan.⚾️ - Streamer Extraordinaire 🎮

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

I made this. I’m pretty proud of it. If you like rollin’ nerd rocks maybe tell me if you like it. But only if you like it. Let #dnd Twitter have at it.

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Protect this man at all costs

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Colman Domingo dancing on the #Oscars stage during a commercial break.

See the full winners list: https://t.co/cDPncK6OIM

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Nobody fucking speak to me. I’m NOT okay.

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

If i lost my house because some dipshit with a Mavic Air was trying to get insta-clout i would be out for BLOOD

[CAL FIRE @CAL_FIRE]

If You Fly, We Can’t: A Critical Reminder from CAL FIRE 🚒
Yesterday, air operations on the Palisades Fire had to pause after a Canadian water-dropping aircraft struck a drone. This isn’t just dangerous—it puts lives, homes, and entire communities at risk.
When drones are in the air, firefighting aircraft can’t do their job. Every second counts in a wildfire, and this delay could have devastating consequences.
Flying a drone near a wildfire is not only reckless—it’s illegal.
Let’s all do our part to ensure the skies are clear for the professionals protecting us.
#IfYouFlyWeCant #WildfireSafety #CALFIRE

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Racist.
Adulterer.
Egomaniacal.
Has-been.
Delusional.
Liar.
Asshole.

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

WB is the scumbag slum lord that refuses to fix the AC on Sesame Street.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Warner Bros has decided to not renew their deal to release new episodes of ‘SESAME STREET’

Sesame Workshop is now looking for a new studio to release new episodes

(Source: https://t.co/kmFVEXbvCg)

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Saddest day of my fucking life.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: The last date for guests to ride Red Car Trolley at Disney California Adventure Park is Feb. 8, 2025 as construction begins on Avengers Campus.

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

@JcRocker12 Like sad. But not. But yes. But no.

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Holy shit. I’m not crying. You’re crying.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Monsters Inc Land will officially replace Muppets Courtyard and Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney's Hollywood Studios.

The Muppets will now be taking over the Rock ‘n Roller Coaster.

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

And he was never seen again…

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Even in the darkest of times there’s always a sliver of light.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

He is visibly scared.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Oh yeah Mike Tyson is NOT playing with Jake Paul anymore 😳

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Oh he’s gonna kill that man isn’t he?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Mike Tyson is doing it for his family ❤️

(via @netflix, @MostVpromotions)

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

2024 was really just waiting for a season finale before turning it on, huh?

[Variety @Variety]

Tony Todd, 'Candyman' and 'Final Destination' Star, Dies at 69 https://t.co/Zz7uQUmJuB

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Nice timing, dipshit.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. https://t.co/dyB72RLgEm

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

Please, I’m literally fucking BEGGING, go and vote.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

I got my sticker

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

He’s a such a fuckin dork. Good for him.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Ice Cube is back for an encore with a little help from Dave Roberts

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

WHAT?!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A historian is calling ‘GLADIATOR 2’ “total Hollywood bullshit” saying that:

• Rhinos in the Colosseum were not the same breed as they are in the film

• A scene includes a newspaper & cafe but the printing press would not be invented until 1,200 years later

(Source: https://t.co/wwG5vR4JIs)

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

New Purge movie looks sick.

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

Dodgers World Series Celebration, Los Angeles, 10/30/2024

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

My decorations were therapeutic this year. #angelsbaseball #anaheimangels #selltheteam #ArteSucks

[Das_Austerman @Das_Austerman]

The way that red hat almost made my heart drop out my ass.

[Kurt Angle @RealKurtAngle]

I’m Forrest Gump for Halloween this year! Be sure to vote!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏