Dash Bridges 🚗💨

The Dasher Who Sees Both Sides Of It. Silicon Valley day job and food delivery side-hustles. Opinions come in two sizes: tweet & @therideshareguy article.

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@ODDprofessional I hear you, but I feel like if you Dash in an area for any amount of time, you can kinda figure out, "Oh this restaurant is pretty good, and I'm going to this neighborhood....it'll take me about 30 mins."

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If we never Tweet one another again, may I leave you with this: consider orders in $/delivery time, not $/mile. It's a better metric. Thank you, and God Bless.

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Drivers! Please be extra careful tonight, particularly near your deliveries. Lots of kids and parents crossing streets in dark clothing and in costumes that might obscure vision. Safety first!! 🙏

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@TheRideshareGuy YOU DA MAN, Harry! I'm proud to be a little tiny microslice of that.

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Peninsula! Wake up and eat!! I’m 15/25 through my weekend delivery bonus!

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@DoorDashConfess Oh, yes!

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@DashinChix Wishing you a full recovery and sending you good vibes!

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@rideshare2sd Hey @TheRideshareGuy , here's your next interview!

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@DeliveryWoes My first hater! Six years after my first article, I finally feel like I've arrived!

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@DeliveryWoes Future suits? You gonna Release the Kraken on me? 😂

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@DeliveryWoes I go by Mark. Technically, Dash is the name on my birth certificate. 😃

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So DoorDash is telling me I can earn the same rate over 40 hours as I do in 5 hours? FURTHERMORE, even “hours” is only defined by the assignment to completion time, not waiting. Blatantly dishonest.

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@DeliveryWoes I’m not nearly talented enough to fake these earnings reports. If you’re looking for a corporate hack masquerading as a driver, you found the wrong guy.

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Takeaways after another six months away:
* Probably 21/25 were no-contact. Speeds up deliveries.
* No need for me to text customers with arrival. The app provides all that info.
* Late into the night just head towards McD’s and JITB and wait.

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@DeliveryWoes ?

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@DeliveryWoes Correct! Please note the clearly stated $200 bonus for 25 completed deliveries. It helped quite a bit.

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@DeliveryWoes Hi! *waves nervously*

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@TheRideshareGuy The background of the Airplane! scene where Rex Kramer drives to the airport. https://t.co/8ORtRpZY6i

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😣😖😤
Goodnight. Or good morning, I guess.

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I did the same promo back in April. Not again, right? Well…..🤷🏻‍♂️

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Please drive safely tonight! 🎃