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The #1 couch flipper in America

[Khushi Agarwal @Aicoder786]

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[Grant Melson, CFA @grant_melson]

Can’t believe this guy’s goal is to hoard a $10T net worth.

I would think with all that wealth, he would use it to help people more.

Like ending deaths in car accidents, or providing affordable transport for everyone, or offering internet to isolated people groups or something.

[D@ve @Dat_Boi_Dave]

😂😂

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Kamala Harris’s talks about me in her autobiography.

[D@ve @Dat_Boi_Dave]

Defensive play of the year

[D@ve @Dat_Boi_Dave]

Mack jones!?!?

[D@ve @Dat_Boi_Dave]

🤣🤣

[PH 🗯 @whiskeytailgate]

@marcuslemonis @MLB @barstoolsports Starting my own business. For 10k I’ll come to a baseball game and be a Karen to you so you get famous and get all kinds of free shit. Hit me up people

[D@ve @Dat_Boi_Dave]

$1000 profit sells don’t even give me dopamine hits anymore😪

[D@ve @Dat_Boi_Dave]

Small cabin next to a lake living off of dividends is the goal.

[D@ve @Dat_Boi_Dave]

These mf’s jinxed him

[NBA @NBA]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has scored 25+ points in 22 straight games.

That is the longest streak with 25+ in the NBA this season, surpassing his own longest streak of 19 in a row from earlier this season. He has only not reached 25 points in 5 out of 52 games in 2024-25.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

How can any rational American — regardless of politics — oppose the argument @elonmusk makes here on cutting the budget deficit in half and increasing economic growth as a result? It’s just basic common sense.

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐲 𝐊𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬 @KnucklesActual]

It's May, 2026.

Your tax refund check in the amount of $354,763.28 cleared at the end of April.

You sit on the wheel well in the bed of your new Hilux, enjoying a cold beer and admiring the BAR you picked up from the local gun store.

Birds chirp. Deer graze.

Freedom rings.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

the men are getting hotter
the women are getting prettier
the government is getting smaller
the people are getting thinner
the media is getting weaker
the truth is getting louder
the losers are getting angrier
the balls are getting bigger

the future is getting brighter ✨

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mind-blowing 🤯

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

Getting attacked by journalists for being hot?

We are so back.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

DEI has caused people to DIE