Jarrett

[Bunnies🎒 @bunnies1of1]

unfortunately he gave me a new stim man. i been sayin "dat bih gah" all weekend

[𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 @DINGOJOHNS0N]

Spurs in 7

[John @iam_johnw]

The sga stinker in game 7 gonna be the greatest hate watch in sports history

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

Comfortably the easiest question to answer maybe of all time

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game

[Krutches @McDonaldsXBT]

"now lets cut to Jordan Spieth playing his second"

[B @bmore_sports8]

When your kicker is lining up for a game winning kick and the announcer says “he hasn’t missed one all year”

[g @lulrose1]

Real figureitoutter

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

I pay way too much in taxes for me to believe this

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

he just like me fr

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

this may sound crazy but you need to get these into as many baskets as possible

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Matt LaFleur pulling up to Ben Johnson at the stop light outside Señor Frog's in Cancun this week