Matthew Mark Miller

Human of software production. Stochastic, sarcastic and so fantastic.

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OH: "I think if all computers just stopped working tomorrow, I wouldn't be at all surprised. I'd think 'it all seemed too good to be true.'"

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@thingskatedid @b0rk so sweet!

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@financebuzz judging by this image, one of them is "blade runner"

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Yesterday on the train I was solving a hard sudoku and noticed the guy next to me was solving an even harder sudoku.

It struck me that a functional social animal would have used this an opportunity to make a friend.

But such an animal wouldn't be solving a sudoku on the train.

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Ahh, July. The month where every critical email can expect 5 immediate replies (from out-of-office bots)

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@ZacThePaleoNerd @RespectfulMemes I believe it -- I always assumed long grasses made one more prone to tick attack because more of the body is exposed to plant material.

The last tick I had I picked up in a heavily wooded area. Just leaf litter on the ground.

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@SarahTaber_bww Will be listening to both podcast and choral piece!

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@SarahTaber_bww (kidding, because you are a writer as well)

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@SarahTaber_bww That sound amazing.

Were you there as artist or scientist?

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@monkchips I keep hitting it but the app isn't closing

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@jessfraz It's my understanding this Easter egg did make it to production, but to activate it you need to click _between_ the pixels.

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@rbranson great deals on Balega compression fit no-show running socks in periwinkle blue

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@monkchips As an Amtrak rider, I'm shocked you need to do ANY of that to tank WiFi.

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My threads handle is https://t.co/HHng9nvZj9

I don't follow anybody yet, let's see if Meta can build an actual useful and compelling social app.

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@TerribleMaps "Why is New Jersey so bad?"

It isn't.

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@skamille "Talented engineers are suffering under the expectation that they make money for the companies they work for, rather than building crystalline towers of pure, quality software."

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@NJGov Fill 'er up with 94 and then glower at me until I tip

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@RGBz games good

I playt a game once

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@susie_dent @nitsanw 2023:
https://t.co/QubD2Y6kzZ

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@rose2art @SethAbramson I just threw up in my mouth.

80s Cadillacs were slow, ugly, uncomfortable, low quality and had lousy tech (including some uniquely terrible stereos).

Why did our parents buy these cars?!