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[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Good evening omwami @edwinsifuna or @DrBKhalwale can you help me get laptop with these specs!! You've my votes

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

@Goddie_Ke Ni mm

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Poverty ni mbaya💀 mahn. You people are sanitizing Ruto just because mpate ya kukula?

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

The current government is struggling with huge debts accumulated during Uhuru regime! So sad.

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

A 5- minute address by Uhuru always triggers the whole tutam clowns the whole month 🤣😂even it becomes an agenda 😭

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Topic of next week for tutamit minions 😅😂. Hii itawasukuma Hadi January 31st😂😂

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Kimili MP, Didmus Barasa bila kofia.

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Can you analyse a dataset without cleaning it first?

I know everyone will have different opinions on this one..

Let's hear your perspective 🙂
#DataAnalytics #Excel

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Can you give me for @MusaliaMudavadi since he's still in office. When he retires, which benefits will he get?

[Mr Wanjala @oneswanzala]

Update
Benefits Deputy President in Kenya

MONTHLY SALARY;
Basic salary; KSh 736,313
House allowance; KSh 300,000
Salary market adjustment; KSh 190,875
Gross monthly salary; KSh 1,227,188
Annual gross salary; KSh 14,726,256

BENEFITS WHILE IN OFFICE;
1. Official government residence.
2. Official government transport.
3. Government-provided security.
4. Medical cover for the DP, one spouse and up to four dependent children:
- Inpatient: KSh 10 million
- Outpatient: KSh 300,000
- Maternity: KSh 150,000
- Dental: KSh 75,000
- Optical: KSh 75,000
5. Government-backed mortgage facility of up to KSh 40 million.
6. Government-backed car loan of up to KSh 10 million.
7. Airtime allowance of up to KSh 20,000 monthly.
8. Annual leave allowance of KSh 50,000.
9. Daily subsistence allowance when travelling on official duty.
10. Group life and personal accident insurance.

BENEFITS AFTER LEAVING OFFICE.
1. Monthly pension equal to 80% of the last monthly salary.
2. Retirement lump sum equal to one year's salary for every term served.
3. Two saloon vehicles, replaceable every four years.
4. One four-wheel-drive vehicle, replaceable every four years.
5. Fuel allowance equal to 15% of the current monthly salary.
6. Comprehensive medical cover, including overseas treatment.
7. Two drivers.
8. One personal assistant.
9. One accountant and one secretary.
10. Two housekeepers, two cooks, two gardeners and two cleaners.
11. Armed security guards on request.
12. Diplomatic passports for the former DP and spouse.
13. Office space and equipment.
14. Maintenance expenses for the vehicles.
15. Access to VIP Lounge II at Kenyan airports.

I advice my friend @skmusyoka not to play around coz we can easily give these to another person 😀🤣

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Let's be honest, do you guys think Hussein would have won that election without Mariga? This guy is being petty

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

The entire FKF NEC (expelled seven included) is part of the AFCON 2027 steering committee; gazetted by the government.

I'm looking forward to the next meeting.

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

🧠 SQL challenge

You have a Products table containing:

product_id
product_name
price

🎯 Task:

Write a query to display all products from the highest price to the lowest price.

#SQLChallenge #LearnSQL #SQLForBeginners #DataAnalytics #SQLQuiz

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

@dalmascfc @Kev_Ngeno 🤣😅😅😅

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

This was Moses Wetangula as MP in 1992 at 35 years old, Edwin Sifuna was just 9 years old in class three.
34 years later Wetangula is fighting Edwin Sifuna.

Remember Edwin Sifuna is younger than Wetangula elder son.

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

@kilundeezy Ask him since yeye ni mzee, what has he done ?

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

I thought you're bukusu?

[Eric @amerix]

I have a question,

I can count 1 to 10 in my kindergarten mother tongue:

(Agenge, Oeng, Somok, Ang'wan, Mut, Lo'o, Tisap, Sisit, Sogol, Taman.)

Can you count 1 to 10 in your mother tongue?

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Imagine celebrating this hard for a draw .. That’s crazy 😂

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[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

@Bookten8 Umejaa maji 🤣😂😂

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

Hii reply inanuka tu uoga🤣😂

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

@bakhita_esther Wewe nae uliniokolea sitawai kukosea heshima.

[Schweinsteiger @DataWorld254]

😂🤣🤣madvd anataka kulia💔🙌😄. Nikama orders from above zinasema popularity imeisha

[Harshit Jain @jain_harshit]

If you are in tech, no need to thank me for this

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