Daulton Carpenter

[SingleShot ⚾⚽🏀🏐🎾⛳🎽📚 @Singleshot25]

The internet never forgets Urban Meyer

[Andrew Magnotte @magnaughty]

This is a real shirt @AceAnbender

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

yall really cancelled pluto but still let sea world operate

[Daulton Carpenter @DaultonCarp]

@Rjensen23 #thoughtsandprayers
#whocares #methy

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance today has announced that, as of tomorrow, they will no longer prosecute any offense related to Marijuana possession or smoking!

Take that Jeff Sessions!

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Shit, i'm never smoking weed again. I threw up all morning, my head is fucked, I had an anxiety attack and i can't get out of bed. Oh wait, nope that's just alcohol. I feel amazing. Thanks weed

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

dont ever let a dehydrated person try to tell you how to live

[Prince Amukamara @PrinceAmukamara]

So proud to be a part of the '09 Blackshirts ☠️☠️☠️ NFL talent all over the place @HuskerFBNation

[The Alternative @GetAlternative]

You fucking dweeb. https://t.co/3K3MgFz7b0

[LL Cool Jake @jake_vahle]

My flight to Vegas just got canceled after being delayed 5 hours and all I know is that I would not want to work airline customer service.

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

Hope everyone is having a most excellent child custody exchange disturbance Sunday!

[Fiona Longmuir // Freya's Gold is out now! @fionalongmuir]

Book: I am a tragedy.
Me: Cool cool, I’ll bear that in mind.
Book: As we’re approaching the end, I remind you that the best tragedies seem like they might have a happy ending until the last minute.
Me: Yup, sure. Gotcha.
Book: He’s dead.
Me: What the hell do you mean, he’s dead?

[High Times @HIGH_TIMES_Mag]

Canada Holds Historic Vote on Federal Cannabis Legalization Today. https://t.co/ewPiD89jvb

[Channing Frye @channingfrye]

I cannot wait to start off the year yelling at the refs like a hobo on bath salts, so when i get in the playoffs they say “oh it’s just Channing”

[Andrew Claudio @AndrewJClaudio]

CAN. NOT. BREATHE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

Kearney be wildin' https://t.co/TGqmF3ggbs

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this video of Trump inexplicably putting his water bottle on the floor, and Pence immediately doing the same for no reason whatsoever.

[Sir Didi Gregorius @DidiG18]

@M_Marakovits

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

did a spider write this