David Harrison

Dave, my main man, The coolest guy I know and can turn on a sixpence. Sells Property by day and sleeps in property by night. Thanks James

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

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[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

@maxrushden Death, taxes. Liverpool winning public votes.

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

You’ve got Tomori & Colwill on the bench in a pointless fucking friendly and you bring on Harry Fucking Maguire. He’s having us on… #SouthgateOut

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"We love you and we miss you" ❤️

Chelsea fans, staff and ex-players paid tribute to the late Gianluca Vialli before their game against Crystal Palace.

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

@TheWickerSam

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @JohnBrewin_ @larssivertsen I think I’ve decided I don’t like the 5 sub rule due to the fact it has massively reduced the chance of the best thing in football. (Which is already a rare occurrence)... An outfield player going in goal!

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

This is a public service announcement. Avoid @British_Airways until they have sorted out their IT and staff problems. Absolute shambles. They are all over the place. Especially if you’re travelling with kids. Fingers crossed we have a flight home. They aren’t sure. 😂😂😂

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

COMPETITION TIME!
We've added an amazing new selection of film inspired sweatshirts to the range today. To enter the competition, RT this post and let us know which one you would choose if you won.

View the range here > https://t.co/wsseokh6gF

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

@SoVeryBritish @Blake0George @Quigsie you absolute mint waster 🍬

[Geir Jordet @GeirJordet]

A penalty kick is a team performance! For Chelsea's decisive penalty last night, Azpilicueta acted as decoy for Palmeira's mind games, while the real penalty taker, Havertz, quietly prepared his kick in the periphery. Then a last-second switch. How did they do it? And why? 1/9

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

On Ashley Cole’s birthday, a reminder of his battle with Ronaldo at Euro 2004.

Thou shalt not pass.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Imagine Man City and Liverpool going toe to toe for the title. On the last day of the season they meet & City are 3 up with just minutes to go. The referee decides it would be more exciting to have a penalty shootout. What’s more the City players have to be barefooted. That’s @F1

[Theo @Thogden]

That race was like playing football for hours with your mates and then all of a sudden someone says “next goal wins”

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

@LASTEXITshirts 🎅🎅🎅

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

Competition time!

WIN this #DieHard inspired Christmas jumper > https://t.co/mGAMAxHPSS

To enter the competition, RT this post and leave a suitable comment or GIF. The winner will be selected and announced tomorrow 29 Nov 2021. Good luck! Ho-Ho-Ho!

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

I’ve seen 62

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

I’ve seen 56.

[David Harrison @Dave2Harrison]

@Blake0George @USMNT @miseleccionmxEN Do USA play Mexico in every International break!?!

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Everyone at Chelsea Football Club is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of the great Jimmy Greaves.

Our thoughts are with his family and friends. 💙

[D.C @DC_Junker]

The best ever 😂😂😂😂