David Allen

Not the very funny Irish one who has passed away... But real none the less. manages floors and children.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

These are the means of livelihood for families, so if they're destroyed, the families will find it difficult or impossible to survive. But it's not a genocidal act. Apparently. Ahem.

[James Briggs @JamBriggs]

It’s 30 years since Oasis played to me and my ham sandwiches at Knebworth. As such I’m following their supersonic rise by cycling across the UK & Ireland to the same place. Which will be interesting as I broke my arm six weeks ago on an equally daring cycling quest to Screwfix

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Checkmate, Nige.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@UTDIMole Rodri

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Bloody hell…

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@CommunityFibre I’m assuming it’s the wind but my WiFi keeps dropping out every 10 mins for about 2 mins.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@ShadowofEzra He the nastiest man I’ve ever worked with.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

Wharton should start for England.

[James Briggs @JamBriggs]

For today's @Guardian I went on an alternate Record Store Day to Brighton to see if there's still value, and fun, to be had when digging for records. Photos by the talented and indefatigable @peterflude. Sambas pre-Sunak.

https://t.co/dEVmCOGNV5

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@johngibbonsblog Can’t stand it.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@IetsIearn 042

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

NOBODY
GIVES
TWO
SHITS
ABOUT
THE
FUCKING
B O A T S

People want to be able to pay the fucking RENT, and weirdly they’re not buying into the idea that the reason they’re working two jobs and still falling into debt is all the fault of a dozen Albanians in a leaky dinghy.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@tigermilk20 Panic?

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@JasonForCroydon what is happening to South Norwood lakes… clearly funding has been cut as all totally overgrown, dead fish in the water, rubbish everywhere… sad demise of a lovely area.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@TheAnfieldWrap @Benjanijohnson Hi gang.. why don’t the ratings come up on the app at all. Can’t find them. Or am i being thick?

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@markolver IF and it’s a big IF we get to bowl still going to be very tough to get 5 wickets. I would say no more than 10-15% chance of winning from here.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@tigermilk20 What’s this? SAS bets r us.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@hewagg @ecoinvestment Need an arcade for that.

[David Allen @DaveAllen7011]

@TomCullen They were in an aircraft hanger in Suffolk. I worked on it for one day.