Dave Bonouvrie

CEO at Pocket Social, Designer, Futurist, Bondi Lifesaver, Marathon runner, Lactose intolerant.

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George loves that he has to stay at home for 6 weeks. He starts 'online dating' a woman he meets on tinder. They chat online for weeks. He's worried because he lied about his height. It turns out he's being cat-fished by Newman.

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Here's how I think a #Seinfeld #Coronavirus episode would go...

Kramer claims to have already had the virus years ago. He caught it off his friend Bob Sacamano.

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Kramer complains to Jerry about having to work-from-home. Jerry says “I’ve never seen you work from anywhere!”

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Being a gintleman with my wife on our #ginjourney @GinJourney @cocktailkate55

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Having a pre gin before our #GinJourney starts. @theginboss @ginjourney @coktailkate55

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@CloverMoore I'm at a loss. What can we do to fight against these draconian cycling laws? #NSWpol #Cycling #NSW @cityofsydney

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Mr Gay. Have you ever cycled to work? #NSWPol @DuncsOffice #Cycling #NSW

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@AdamBandt what do you think of Bernie Sanders? #FeelTheBern

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Um, no one has said 'lol cats' since about 2012. #gruentransfer

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Check out this file! http://t.co/0GtJvP9yY5

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http://t.co/NU66hwvQ6r via @thehungryjpeg

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@emmatux88 I like you Tuxworth.

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@TheFeedSBS FYI it's illegal not to pay your interns... Even if their only previous experience was working at buzzfeed.

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@dairycare1 I'm a social media strategist. This impressed me and made me laugh. haha. Good hunting!

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@dairycare1 hahahaha.

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@samsimmonss @drunkhistory @ComedyCentral Maaaaaate, when is this airing in Australia?

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Will your fridge soon be talking to your supermarket trolley? Big thanks to @DaveBonouvrie @LednyakSocial, the IoT at http://t.co/sncuwfsdYB