Dave Cocozza

Tweets are my own views, not that of my employer, my wife, or my cat.

[Dave Cocozza @DaveCocozza]

@sspencerukk I won £100 cash on the App as an instant win. Just need to wait an eternity to get it!

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@aprilrayatrash 😂😂😂

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Congratulations #ITVOscars pre-ceremony show, you've successfully infuriated me so much that I've moved onto my second beer before the ceremony even starts. Please can we all agree that the blonde bob lady (Mariella) should never be invited back.

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Mariella Frostrup sounds like an edgy MA Film Studies student who just put "How can I slag off The Substance in a wanky way" into ChatGPT and didnt actually watch the film. Totally missed the fundamental message of the movie. #ITVOscars

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@Conservatives What do you mean "IF". It's a mathematical certainty now. Good riddance to your shower of shite.

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@RishiSunak @BorisJohnson @David_Cameron @michaelgove The general hatred the country feels towards the five of you and your party is genuinely what unites us. Off ya pop.

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

What it felt like watching last night's ITV debate

[Dave Cocozza @DaveCocozza]

Just one word: Infuriating. #ITVdebate It's just a match of who can talk the most drivel over each other.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Duck feathers and their hydrophobic properties

[Dave Cocozza @DaveCocozza]

I'm not ashamed to admit seeing @OfficialSteps was an extremely emotional moment for me yesterday. Heartbeat was beautiful. Bravo @LSLofficial @_ClaireRichards @llatchfordevans @Ianhwatkins @Faye_Tozer @PrideBrighton

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

We have an important announcement for those fed up with being rained on. After 6 weeks of being AWOL, we have finally found summer.

[Patch @PatchMcScratchy]

Thomas, Imogen, Fergus, Chloe and I are having a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt.

Would you like a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt?

[Dave Cocozza @DaveCocozza]

@monzo Don't buy rounds.

[Dave Cocozza @DaveCocozza]

@Morrisons Hi Morrisons! I've come home today to find a rouge trolley outside my house. I've tried reporting it through your online form but keep getting errors, postcode wrong and not accepting my W3W location. Anything else I can do please?

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

When our pilots plan a stag weekend #Eurovision

[Joe @wittyusername_6]

“Have you been injured in an accident at the workplace?” #Eurovision2023

[Dave Cocozza @DaveCocozza]

@pandyjackadandy Amazing!! Congrats Andy. Let's celebrate soon 👏 👏 👏

[Ben Coates @bencoates1]

In Paris, a new “Everything Is Fine” gif is born https://t.co/LbYYHW72hV

[Dave Cocozza @DaveCocozza]

@RishiSunak Jesus christ....there's people starving and struggling to rent homes in this country and your government prioritises spending money on weapons "just in case". What a disaster

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@sonyaphotoart This thread has me absolutely bawling with emotions. Tears for your loss and the other stories I've read, anger and rage at the ministers and MPs...

Sending as much love as I can. You're very strong for sharing this 💪 ❤️