Dave Collins

[Dave Collins @DaveCollins17]

@RosieJones365 Stupid question :) Or was it rhetorical?

[James Q Bentley @JamesQBentley]

@AkaBateman To be fair, the Americans are world leaders in the “If my auntie had bollocks she’d be my uncle” stakes…let’s not take that away from them

[Nicola Jane Swinney @NicolaJSwinney]

A retro music festival in Cornwall had to be cancelled because the organisers couldn’t decide whether to put The Jam or Cream on first. #creamtea #scones

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Van Dijk and Arne Slot the last time Tottenham won at Anfield.

[TUSHY @tushy_com]

We're in serious need of more @Jia_Lissa 😮‍💨 Hit that RT if you agree

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Statement from Melania Trump supporting her beloved husband:

[PC Philanthropy @PcPhilanthropy]

“Would you like to use Copilot for your search”

Me:

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I don't care what Keir Starmer asks me today, the answer is still "Jeremy Corbyn".
#PMQs

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

A possible 'conflict of interest' has been mooted after Jacob Rees Mogg attended the Kingswood count as a GB News presenter, but then gave an interview to the BBC as an MP.  Not that big a deal; next time he attends a count will be as an ex-MP

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

This Daily Mail Royal reporting is off the scale now!

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[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

We are so good at comms that we think launching a WhatsApp channel for a government whose leaders famously deleted all their WhatsApp messages is ‘exciting’, rather than ‘totally fucking embarrassing’.

[Ashby Winter @AshbyWinterX]

50 retweets and I’ll post the front side 💦

[Mary Aspinall-Miles @MAMBarLife]

Please share - someone might just need to make that call 🤍

[Octavia Red 💋 @OctaviaXRed]

Well… is it a Christmas movie or not..?🍿🪦🪨😜

[Octavia Red 💋 @OctaviaXRed]

Alright heres a serious one 😝 Merry Christmas my loves 💋Thank you for gifting me with your support through my ups&downs. 🎁 I was at a really really low place, an I was met with a lot of love. 🙏🏻 People showed up. And I won’t forget that ❤️‍🔥🎄✨

[Ronaldo69 @Ronaldo6916]

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[Emma Sirus @EmmaSirus]

Tell me about your holiday 😘

[Miss Graves @SiobhanGraves28]

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[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Next week I will be announcing that we are cancelling the internet so we can put more money into carrier pigeons.