Dave Morgan

I make tweets when im drunk. If you don't like it, do a big one in the corner over by there.

[University of Exeter News @UniofExeterNews]

There's "something humbling about seeing the guts of the Earth... while battling the irrational fear that they could change in an instant and come crashing down on you" - David Morgan from @ExeterCaving on why he loves the sport #ThailandCaveRescue https://t.co/iecqhbZqQ3

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

If you like your coffee hot, i will be your vacuum cleaner. You call the shots, im a water damaged hoover.

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

@lydialmorgan i had a few lying around and you looked like you needed them ;)

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

@sainsburys I hate your shitey xmas ad. Mainly coz he's called Dave and is made of clay u get me?

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

nonagon infinity is the album of our generation. any other choice means that youre wrong #kinggiz #maybelistentomeatrafflletoo

[Ed Morgan @Werm117]

It's Wednesday my dudes????? #yegtraffic #RollOnSummer2016

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Wek me up. I can't wek up. SEEEHHFF MERRR

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Mario Kart life

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Wild Horses - SuBo. Feel it. Feel. IT.

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Im in a fuckin glass case of emotion #WALvENG

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

@MaryRBerry 's hands are gnarlier than a 1080 BS boardslide into a nollie varial handstand flip dude. And her fruit gateau looks like shit.

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Funky Town by Lipps Inc. is the greatest musical track ever to be recorded.

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

The nhs will die and be replaced by autonomic robots of doom focussed on no less than total destruction #supportjuniordoctors

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

I know how many beans make five. The answer is five. Give me money

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Tesco express ya-self #15percentoffNWA

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Dear #Rudyard , i ran 60 seconds worth of distance in a minute, where is my prize? regards, a breathless man x

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

#MakeMeFeelAwkwardIn7Words - i never learned how to count

[The Humane League @TheHumaneLeague]

Purchasing meat causes animals to suffer immensely. #MakeMeFeelAwkwardIn7Words

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

I like that #justinbieber song where it goes "doobidobapdoo" then combusts.