Dave Dreams of Dumplings

Fighter. Lover. Renowned Wit. Accidental Jack-2 Cosplayer. Stay at home defenceman. I'm a loner, Dottie. Drink up. The world's about to end.

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

Check out my SMASHING STATS from #MARVELSNAP Planet Hulk Season!! 💚https://t.co/97fO2YJ3UZ

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

Make your move and show me what you got!https://t.co/cjNVM7wK2p

[Dontrelle Willis @DTrainMLB]

Hurts 😔

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

seeing someone say “Matthew Perry died trying to chandler his bing” is not how I expected to learn Matthew Perry died and also doesn’t make any sense

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

@Mike_Kurland @JeffPassan No greater words in the history of the game than 'Randy Johnson starting to get loose in the pen...'

[Paul Provenza @PaulProvenza]

Thank you @SachaBaronCohen (and #Borat) for feeding @sagaftra members on strike today at WB! Generous with both the food and the laughs (zoom in on the menu)!
#SagAftraStrong

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

If TJ Watt gets 2+ sacks and the Steelers beat the Ravens today, we'll give a TJ Watt autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

editor: how’s the world building going

jk rowling: i’ve already come up with all the slurs

editor: oh. ok. well are they going to have cauldrons or-

jk rowling: the goblins are jews

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

@ScottWamplerRIP I haven't thought of that song in...a while

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

@JoeOrrico99 I wouldn't want to be the manager watching the playoff slip away with my rested ace sitting on the bench...

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

This works really well in Comic Book Guy voice

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

If Pat FreierMUUUTH scores a touchdown and the Steelers beat the Raiders tonight, we’ll give a Pat Freiermuth autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

@RealGDT MAD GOD!!!

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

@ScottWamplerRIP Would it be more or less weird if the surgeries were necessary?

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

@Super70sSports Rest in peace, Trevor Berbick

[Dave Dreams of Dumplings @DaveHasPonytail]

@rava Pretty much just follow for the baseball content

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Next time @BillMaher starts trending and people wonder if he's a good person...

Bill Maher once fired Mitch Hedberg as his tour opener for going on stage with a bottle if wine in a paper sack.

Said it was "unprofessional."

#MitchHedberg
#BillMaher

[Hey, it's Opus! @heyitsopus]

Boebert theater video with AUDIO just leaked and WOW!

[celia shane @sloopjawnB]

here’s roddy piper making bill maher look like a bitch