Dave Merkel

CEO of @ExpelSecurity, #BlackLivesMatter, he/him

[Dave Merkel @davemerkel]

@gdead ffs

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@infosec_jb Nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.

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@dewey1net @reefhack @SlackHQ <commentary redacted>

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@reefhack @AccidentalCISO @expel_io Also sticky notes. Many many sticky notes.

[Robert M. Lee @RobertMLee]

Please tell me more about how black people are rioters and the threat. I don’t seem to remember them storming the fucking capitol disrupting the electoral process.

[Dave Merkel @davemerkel]

Looking forward to the conversation! @expel_io

[alizaknox @alizaknox]

Join us soon!!

[Dave Merkel @davemerkel]

@megapint Wow - she is beautiful! And also, you can do it! But you already knew that.

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@gdead @marcusjcarey If, according to you, CISO is sizo, does Azure = assure? Asking for a friend, totally not trolling you. Really. No, really. Really.

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@CarpeDiemCyber Hello from 20B. I don't *think* that was my backpack, but maybe I'm wrong about that.

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@Audian16 Herm...lemme poke around. I wonder if my co-founder Yanek did that one.

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@dewey1net @joelwillia @expel_io @reefhack @justinbajko Hugs to you Mr. Dewey, and thank you.

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@reefhack @gdead I reluctantly admit you have markedly improved my day with this tweet.

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@reefhack AAARRRRGGHHHHHHH

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@StephenCoxMKA @reefhack @anton_chuvakin No, Yanek is totally a bot.

[Dave Merkel @davemerkel]

@andrewsmhay Dude. There is both awesome green chile and some badass RE and eng talent there. Also yes, this: https://t.co/NRnOk0zwc7. From that episode. You're welcome.

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@Tesla Nope, still getting "unknown error" when I try to do anything in the app. Also, when can I get a windshield? Been three months. You are slipping.

[Dave Merkel @davemerkel]

It's been months waiting on a replacement windshield. Being told it could be more months. Hey @Tesla and @elonmusk is Model 3 focus impacting care of existing Model S customers?

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@rickhholland @expel_io @reefhack We are always more than happy to discuss that with you ;)