Dave™

Polymath. Xennial. Photog. Married father, lover of life. Chaotic neutral. My photography is on my Tumblr. I know every word of Ice Ice Baby. #Boston

[Dave™ @DaveNHJ]

Cereal is the sweatpants of food.

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@HustleBitch_ They are making him wear a larger diaper these days. It must be getting bad.

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@imzcpr @MagneticNorse He was not. DA just laughed it off. This is America. You will get shot for this dumb shit.

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@macqueeenn @MattWallace888 She "hands" him the crack pipe when he wants to smoke more crack.

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@MattWallace888 Crack is a helluva drug.

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@X111TheBlackCat @otokyo I have watched every minute of his television shows that air in the States. Anytime anyone calls him English, he corrects them that he is Scottish. The man is Scottish.

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@X111TheBlackCat @otokyo He's Scottish.

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@otokyo Cookbooks, iteration, and practice.

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@brutalcams This guy could use a few lessons from Dalton

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Chuck Norris didn't die today. Today death got Chuck Norrised. #chucknorris #dead

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@VicLombardi @Broncos I agree, but it would help if someone could catch the ball. We (the #Broncos ) need a clutch wide receiver and a good TE. Now that the Wilson cap money is free let's make a deal or two with some veterans.

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@theamelia__ Yes, unless it was rainy or too cold, I was literally not even allowed to be inside the house during the day. When I was in the house, I was not allowed to be in the kitchen or the one dining room you only use for holidays. I loved being a kid in the 80s.

[Rachel Vigil @heyrachelvigil]

I NEVER like to complain about officiating but tonight this has been AWFUL

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@DanGlasko @BoNix10 He is shit. Delete your account.

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@milehighwing @SleeperBroncos Sutton is shit. Constantly drops. He should be benched.

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@KyleD_MMA He sucks.

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

Josh Jacobs has officially been ruled OUT after leaving the game in the 2ND QUARTER against the Giants

Early Exit’s got your back through the entire first half — including the 2ND quarter. 🤝

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@AshySlasheeDB Polly

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@BeerlyFootball Allen is a quarterback who occasionally runs the ball. Jackson is a running back who occasionally throws the ball.

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Redneck Brawl June 2018 - Kingsport, TN https://t.co/PDhZDgCELI via @YouTube

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@FrontierViews @oohDB4lalaL I have given Wilson a hard time since last season because I think he sucks. BUT, I am very willing to admit I am wrong and this scenario would definitely have me happily eating my words.