Dave Oakley

writer. comic. optimistic pessimist.

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@daltonleepruitt @grok are we?

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@luisjgomez The Redacted Tour 2026

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@joeroganhq William Montgomery

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@patrickbetdavid Alec’s

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@columtyrrell 🤣🤣🤣

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My wife’s a savage.

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Heyyy!! My great friend @benfrankcomedy just released a hilarious special on YouTube!! Go check it out!

Ben Frank: Let Me Be Frank - Full Special https://t.co/52Jl8wOmUD via @YouTube

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I see an ostrich. What does that mean?

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After last night, maybe now EVERYONE will vote for @RobertKennedyJr!!!! Oh my god, how could they not?!?!?

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The guys in that last play were Purdy Gay.

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Pride Month is over. 😢 That’s gay.

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I hate you all!!!

Based on every other tweet I see every day, this tweet should get a million likes.

[Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer]

He is risen.

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Back when I made beats… RIP brother

[Snoop710💨 @710josh]

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@jfb880 I think it adds up. Stupidity seems to be the majority unfortunately.

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@DrGJackBrown Phone

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So many fights could be avoided if I just didn’t care about what she just missed in this TV show.

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@Twitter

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I’m officially starting every day watching this video🤣🤣🤣

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

what in the hell