Dave Ollett

Red and White and Glad All Over that comics aren't just for kids

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@DougWahl1 Funny as fuck

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@remma3760 @jaysbookman And it would all be Sleepy Joe or Barack Hussein's fault

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@ElvisCostello @JPM0863 Never gonna give up on No Kings in America mash-up?

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@Saints_Mike7167 I lived in West End mid 80s to mid 90s, moved to Weston for about 5 years and then came back to Hedge End. My first year was spent in the original caravan site in Shamblehurst Lane (where the tip is these days) and then we moved to the top of Bursledon Road, where my mum still

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@Lizzyr2112 @RpsAgainstTrump Am I the only one who automatically read that as "Epstein"?

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@AdamBlackmore @stocksandsants @AlfieHouseEcho I'd love to see the Northam doing air quotes every time "Saints" is mentioned in a chant😂

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@EdwardMarshUK @BBCMOTD Chant for next season "We never win when we're spying"?

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@JohnFinan1949 @Mr_Husky1 I see what you did there

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@HaYoMiDe_ The table is only set for 4

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@DrColinForceps @mattletiss7 Would have had to been a flipping big shirt!

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@Jordwalker19 Allegation or confession?

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@gaskin_simon @SkyFootball Because that's how it's pronounced in Japanese, which tbh only seems to have changed in the last few months, as far as commentators are concerned. But once @Adamblackmore and Jo Tessem started saying it like that I knew it must correct

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@southamptonfc

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Ayling said Harwood-Bellies used discrimatory language? I'm not keen on man-buns either but there's a time and place. #southamptonfc #boro

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Ayling said Harwood-Bellies used discrimatory language? I'm not keen on man-buns either but there's a time and place. #southamptonfc #boro

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@AndyPlumb4 @TRobinsonNewEra When Tommy says "decend" does he mean by parashoot?

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@BenGrahamUK TACO Bell. Shame the date is 2 years out or it would have been perfect.

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@BaT_MaN_23 @grok @RadioX remember how Dom struggled to get a conga line going in Leicester Square? Seems all you need is a armed man in the corridor.