Dave Paoletti

Oregon | metal fan🤘🏻| behavioral ecologist | dad | Chicago transplant | #MentalHealthAwareness

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

@EddieTrunk “Thank god we still have artists like Aaron Lewis” 🤨 wtf

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

*Trump defunds NPR, Voice of America, USAGM, has the FBI raid a WAPO reporter, sues broadcasters and threatens journalists over sourcing.

MAGA Congresswoman: the socialists are going to get rid of the media.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

It's kind of amazing that the FBI said they had video of Tom Homan taking a $50K bribe, and then we just moved on from that.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

FDR’s New Deal gave out jobs to Italian Americans and Italian immigrants.

So much that Italians started voting Democrat.

Now you turn around and pretend that you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps? Ok bro.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

@TheNotoriousLEX Oh hey 😊

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Hey not to be too out of touch with the times or whatever but the fucking President paid a $5.6 million settlement this week because he fucking raped someone and I think it should be a way bigger deal.

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

Saturday Night Live warned us all on March 5, 2016.

Now the joke is on us America. 👇

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

@HiMyNameIsSeton @AlexiLalas Hell yes 👏🏼

It took me too long to learn that in this country, it’s never about the money, it’s about having the will to do the thing. We could fix 99% of America’s problems if policymakers and corporations had the will to do it.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

😂😂😂

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

Wishing people would understand the difference between Mean and Median and why it matters 😭

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Average wealth in Europe stands at $337,083, less than half the U.S. average of $696,277, per UBS.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

Harsh but fair

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If I could do it all over again I wouldn't.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

@TheNotoriousLEX Yeah, it looked crazy on TV. I was waiting for them to call the game.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

@TheNotoriousLEX Seriously. I had long given up on Swanson, then goes and bangs 3 out of the yard 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

We’re flooded by nonsense from the current administration, so I’m really glad Raskin reminded us how we got to where we are. One individual should never have this much power. McConnell spit in our faces and gloated about it. Fuck him.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Nobody is vandalizing the Reflecting Pool, and Trump knows it. This is a visible example of his corruption--a no-bid contract to some crony followed by sky-high cost overruns, and shoddy construction to boot. Classic Trump: I didn't fuck up, it was my enemies.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

@Kappa_Kappa https://t.co/9pR9FWe6Hf

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

🥰

[🇺🇸Cubby44🇺🇸 @PotatoHeadPotus]

Happy Kyle Farnsworth Day to all who celebrate! @24_7Farnsworth

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

GUFFAW

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Name a better take than this on the Iran war, I’ll wait.

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

Hey, ignoring science created the problem, maybe ignoring science is the solution 🤔

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Have they tried treating the Reflecting Pool with Ivermectin?

[Dave Paoletti @DavePaoletti]

@TheNotoriousLEX You have way more patience and curiosity than me on this one! I wouldn’t be able to handle this scene. Watching it through your lens made it amusing, though, so thanks for the sacrifice lol