Robot Townie

sells my books "Sweeney on the Fringe" & "Sweeney in Effable." What a time to pretend to be alive.

[Robot Townie @DaveRobinson3]

Correction:

Voting for Trump over Harris is like going to a bar and drinking a pint of toilet water because they don't have your favorite beer on tap.

[Robot Townie @DaveRobinson3]

Voting for Trump over Biden is like going to a bar and ordering a pint of toilet water because you don't like the beers they have on tap.

—Adapted from a bit of Portuguese graffiti about voting for the current fascist party.

[Robot Townie @DaveRobinson3]

@KeithOlbermann @stephenasmith This used to be true but if Trump can funnel taxpayer money for profit through his properties then Smith can find a way to do it through Tv, Internet, etc. Not that I want either of them anywhere near taxpayer money but that's what's up these days.

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@JomezPro This stubborn Dad's about to show this to his stubborn 15-year-old.

[NESN @NESN]

PASTAAAAAAAAA🍝 (STEMcast version)

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https://t.co/ktoXGkVF78

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@ConanOBrien @sxsw why are your legs three doomhammers long? freakazoid.

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@puckempire @FriedgeHNIC I'm betting this was ownership, not Sweeney. But I could be wrong.

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@yuhline Especially when you go with "Cumo" as your new branding. Woof.

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@marknorm Yeah, but a lot of those who see their own names on the paddles will think they're monogrammed gifts.

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Great article: https://t.co/8MjmF0YoAc

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@LisaDNews Still, not a reason to do it.

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@haymarketbooks 3rd book in Elena Ferrante's Neopolitan Quartet—Those Who Leave and Those Who Stay. Amazing books.

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@DebtBeerSin *Waved

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Tulsi Gabbard is a stage name. Her parents named her 'Rukski Scabbard.' I read somewhere they were really into Russian history and swords.

[Robot Townie @DaveRobinson3]

@EmmaScott The currency converts as such:
3 hours of sex while single = 24 minutes while married (interrupted at minute-13.5 by a call from your child's school)

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@DWesthawk Great footage! The Iberian Lynx has made a comeback here in Portugal and Spain. I'm hoping to see one someday.

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@MurphysLaw74 @TheRGMedia The only way I want it to happen is if they resign him in the summer.

[Robot Townie @DaveRobinson3]

@wweisawesome123 @AutismInit @BillBailey @MarkHamill @MaryLTrump @DemsAbroad @demsabroaduk @JasmineForUS @NicolaSturgeon @ChrisGPackham @LydiaCornell Happy Birthday from the Alentejo region of Portugal! Have a great one!

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@se4realhinton I'll feel bad enough for all the Canadian people if our bronzed lump of a leader makes their country the 51st state and steals their nat. resources. But then the real kick in the teeth will be when they only get 2 senators and renamed North Texas or Apology Force.