Dave Sayers

Retired Grandad of 2 girls Dad of 1 and husband of another 1

[Dave Sayers @DaveSayers46]

I’m taking part in Our Future Health. Join the UK’s largest health research programme: https://t.co/PIpnNCD2lu

[Dave Sayers @DaveSayers46]

Surely a mistake? @Hudsonweather

[Dave Sayers @DaveSayers46]

https://t.co/AMu9uMOEff

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

KING CHARLES: 'Really? How fascinating. What kind of tools?'

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Glastonbury Festival has opened its gates, kicking off that special time of year where, for 5 wonderful days, London contains 15% fewer twats

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

‘Where the fuck is that minted shortarse?’

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Thank you for holding, I’ve had a chat with my colleague and explained what’s been going on, he should be able to help you, okay? I’ll just transfer you now…”

One of three things will now happen:

1. You’re transferred to someone who has no idea who you are or what you’ve just been talking about for the last twenty minutes. They say, “I’m not sure why you’ve been put through to me”
2. You’re put on hold and then eventually an automated voice tells you to “listen carefully to the following options…”
3. The line goes dead.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Good to see we are having no problem attracting lots of prospective Tory candidates to stand in the election.

[Wetherby & Easingwold Labour @WetherbyEasing]

Fantastic day campaigning in Scholes with our candidate Ben Pickles. Lot of positivity and policy questions in the sunshine. Polls show Labour neck and neck with the Conservatives in our constituency. Every day campaigning helps.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Easter is spending Friday thinking it’s Saturday, Saturday thinking it’s either Friday or Sunday, Sunday thinking it’s Saturday, and Monday thinking it’s Sunday.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Just think what a different country the UK would be now if this man had displayed a backbone, faced down the extreme right in his party and displayed some actual leadership. No Brexit, no Johnson, no massive economic damage to the nation.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

GB News presenter Eamonn Holmes has ripped into Taylor Swift saying “I wouldn’t date her.”  Which finally explains why she was forced to settle for a 6ft4 professional athlete

[Dave Sayers @DaveSayers46]

So sad to meet friends and family in these cicumstances. But as #funerals go it went well. Thanks for all the love and remembering #MartinHouse

[Dave Sayers @DaveSayers46]

#RIP After 4 months in #SJUH my wife Denise died earlier this month. I'm getting through thanks to support from our amazing daughter and Denise's brother. We were together 53 years. In pace requiescat et in amore

[BBC Yorkshire @BBCLookNorth]

Is this just a Yorkshire thing?

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

Alistair Darling was one of the decent ones. Never got the full credit he deserved for sorting out the banking crisis. He will be missed

[Dave Sayers @DaveSayers46]

@PaulNoon That is going to be some wake I imagine

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

I reckon the Greek PM should just nip down to Stonehenge with a JCB

[Connecting Leeds @ConnectingLeeds]

🚦 The A64/Scholes Lane junction traffic lights were successfully switched on earlier this week and are now in use.

The traffic signals will make it easier for Scholes residents to join the A64, and improve safety for cyclists and pedestrians.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

When your contract is coming to an end, it's important to network with potential employers.