Dave

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@TruthNotClicks @TRobinsonNewEra And that's why you have 22 followers!

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@F4JOfficial Great work helping Dads, you are the light at the end of our dark tunnels, thank you

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@HadiyaAwan94 Pack up and leave now!

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@YesterdaysBrit1 There was another chip shop in Trafalgar Street I think that was great food and cheap, 10p for a portion of chips back in the early 80's. Good times then in Brighton.

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@YesterdaysBrit1 That's the sea front in Brighton, I used to go to that chip shop, bloody great chips!

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@MikeyAins85 @Basingstoke_FC @AndoverNSfc Maybe read what happened mate!

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@Matt_Pinner Who the fuck are they??

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@CulturalBaptist @Luke_Jahn_ @Natrebirthparty You know nothing about the NRP, now get educated or shut up

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@CharlieSimpsonA Yes mate happy April fools to you too 🤭

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@NavyLookout Great idea, like we don't need to patrol the channel???!?!

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@Matt_Pinner Thanks very much

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@NUFC Yeah great let's congratulate a foreign player helping to kick Northern Ireland out of going to the world cup, great stuff Sando sick boy 🤔

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@LexiBeaChorlton Think it's time to unite the right not divide it, if not you'll have a Green PM, no-one will be laughing then!

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@dare99 @MooAndDrew @Natrebirthparty Don't think you manage to get close to many women either

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@SirMustard @Natrebirthparty You won't be laughing one day mate when your crisps go soft

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@Matt_Pinner A real clown

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@sophielouisecc Sadly that's the funniest thing I've heard today, wish it wasn't true.

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@Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP @Ed_Miliband Fuck off you useless twat

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@BLAIMGame Totally deranged idiot ruining our country

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@Matt_Pinner The Labour party