Dave Williams

Burner or Bot? Bot-burner?

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@fitdadceo No chance my man Arizona is sinking like a stone.... We will be the final wild card and play the Braves

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@kbecker137 @JackFritzWIP Well you were spot on with the baseball comparison so I had to resort to personal life

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@kbecker137 @JackFritzWIP Hopefully he's not a pedo

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@CBSScottWhite Love that Jacob Lopez recommendation... I think You underestimated the knowledge of the common player. That's why the man has been on the waiver wire all year... Trash

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

Ruined my season with that Jacob Lopez recommendation. I guess there's a reason why he's on waivers all year
@CBSScottWhite

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@Riley_Gaines_ Why do your eyes touch?

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@redpilledhawk He's got to be the most unlikable, physically unappealing person on the planet ...yet he gets reelected every time without a fight

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@j_macclure @VigilantFox And who's fault is that?? Both my grandfather's had full pensions... Now the same companies they worked for do not offer them but the CEO and executives are making more than ever

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@RoyalTaiwanWin @mhc_76 But he's always squared the fuck up

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@Devan_Kaney WIP would rather employ known slugger ESP

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@JazzyJeffadm101 @PhilsTailgate Not only do we play him but we play him in left field and bat him 5th!!! against lefties like he's some powerful outfielder and not just some backup utility man

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@UnknownNam67615 @AndrewMarchand Marbles in his mouth, helium voice Eduardo Perez will do play-by-play and color

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@guajar7413 @notgaetti He looks 38 tho

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@AstrosKnower Love Yordan but no way bro is 29.... Think we got another Pujols situation here

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@CBSScottWhite Apparently yes and John Van der Wal would have more HRs than Kyle Schwarber if he was born 20 years later

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@theaceofspaeder Having Kepler and Rojas both suspended for PEDs last year really made me appreciate Barry ....roids or not that man needs to be in the hall.... Greatest hitter since Ruth

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@RepNancyMace Ouch.

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@JackFritzWIP It's Derrick Hill clearly

[Dave Williams @DaveWillZZ]

@SciarrinoMario I guess you've never heard Eduardo Perez on ESPN baseball games. His helium voice makes Ruben sound like Harry the K's buttery baritone.