Dave Stockdale

Dad, husband, son. Happiest when I'm in my kayak!

[Dave Stockdale @DaveWishesHe]

Still trying my hand at this art malarky. For now I'm calling this piece Dave Does Lockdown.

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BREAKING NEWS! A party built on racism attracts massive racists. Who would've thought it?

https://t.co/bFxucob1PV

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Oh. Thanks Spotify...

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

ICYMI Here's our latest video

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Favourite part of @ToughMudder yesterday was when someone frustratedly yelled something like "IT'S BASIC PHYSICS, PEOPLE" in Blockness Monster

[Ben Woolston @Woolystone]

Bit harsh.

@daytimesnaps

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Huge bumblebee on the kids' new planters

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This. What a bunch of bellends.

https://t.co/wf2xuY4Qwa

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

i mean, why would they

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

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@JoeSalmonBmouth Recently gave our 9yo a phone with a SIM card because, depending on scheduling, sometimes we're cutting it close when picking him up from his activities... Suspect we're not far off the WhatsApp request ourselves.

[Dave Stockdale @DaveWishesHe]

@JoeSalmonBmouth WhatsApp is end-to-end encrypted so more of a problem. You _could_ allow them to use it on the condition that you can review usage on request, or on the condition that they allow you to sign into their WhatApp through the web browser to monitor like that.

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She's not going to s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶ trade deal with you bro. https://t.co/OR2g9lUbKF

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Sublime

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

@RishiSunak

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@SoVeryBritish Every British poll ever.

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@JoeSalmonBmouth Yep. And as we saw back in 2010, it's the same for the Lib Dems. FPTP sucks.

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@roolbg2 ... just saying