Dave Ball

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[Dave Ball @Dave_Ball_1]

I phoned your Support Centre as soon as I received your out-of-stock email, once I got through to someone, I got a flat 'no' with no explanation as to why and the representative hung up on me!

PS I also got a text this morning saying that the replacement was on its way to me!

[Dave Ball @Dave_Ball_1]

@currys Please can you explain why you're unable to replace the faulty computer I bought in this bundle last week: https://t.co/2lWhcEwy7v You emailed saying they are out of stock. Your website shows the bundle is out of stock but not the individual computer which is all I need.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[Dave Ball @Dave_Ball_1]

@JohnCleese @montypython "Empty-headed animal food trough wipers" 🤣 Sublime!!

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Mango Man

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

https://t.co/KRb3jZcV0g

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The same people who won't believe the sea is rising happily believe My son could walk on it.

[Dave Ball @Dave_Ball_1]

@JohnCleese Sybil referring to Basil as an "aging, brilliantined stick insect" has to be up there and of course the unforgettable retort as he called her a "rancorous, coiffeured old sow", sheer genius👌

[BrewDog @BrewDog]

Who let the dogs out? We did.

50,000 cans of #streetdog were sent out this week, with 100% of profits donated to @AllDogsMatter and @dotslondon.

We're loving all your snaps - keep them coming! 🐶

#streetdog

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Judging by all your lovely tweets, @BrewDog sent out the 50,000 cans of #StreetDog today. We're drinking for stray dogs now, which is totally allowed 🙏

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy.... Banter Lantern

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human wiped away my eye booger. only to pet it back onto me. i have never experienced such betrayal

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made a list. of reasons you should hang out with me today

4. i am fun
c. i am soft
2. i will listen. to your silly human problems
8. you can pick the snacks
a. i love you

[Peter Egan @PeterEgan6]

What’s the feminine for dumpster..if it’s dumpstress then you’re looking at one..a turd is common gender..you’re looking at one of those too..a grinning turd..poor magnificent bear..even in death to be so close to this waste matter..this turd.

[Brent Terhune in Lexington KY Aug 7&8 @BrentTerhune]

A message from QAnon

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

We'll all be dead soon. Forever. So have a great day😎

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

replace all the vowels in an animal with O.

I’ll go first: chomponzoo