The guy who you just found out is moving in next door, who is 14 years younger than you & looks like a handsome model from a shampoo advert, turns up in his purring 3-4-3 Series & makes your luxury sedan look decidedly old hat.
Great by @JamesGheerbrant
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Real Salt Lake Madrid get their asses handed to them with fries on the side by the Soccer Cannons, after Vanilla Rice inserts two sidewinder felony kicks from downtown in London England.
We are witnessing the dawn of a new kind of football twat
Late 20s, writes for online sport bore mag, shits out provocative tweets to get traction, mentions xG, wears those clear glasses, uses the word 'limbs', commends arseholery as good banter, and cannot actually play football
🚨*𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘*🚨
🌟Hello all!🌟
🎟️We have got an exciting giveaway for the upcoming home fixture v Chelsea this weekend - two tickets to the match!
Retweet, follow us AND tag who you'd want to take with you, to be in with a chance to win. 🔥
🌟The winner's name will be announced on the Weekend podcast tomorrow! Good luck.....