Dave Alaio

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

If your dog pees on a car at the dealership, are you now the owner of the car?

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

@scottbrooks1890 @Dante_Moyer I’m so late on this but such good times! So many good ideas we may have had haha

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

@JamesGunn @TaikaWaititi idk which movie is coming first, but Thor should get back in shape by using The bowflex Starlord mentioned in Infinity War.

[Kev @RevKev_]

When you see your blacked out friend reappear after you put them to bed https://t.co/USdAOLVjIz

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

@D4NK3L Just Warms my heart to hear that

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

@nflmemes @Cence15

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@nflmemes @DHall2105

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

I can barely wait two days for shipping idk how we used to wait 6-8 weeks for delivery as kids.

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

@akrou742 I have periodic dreams of forgetting to go to a math class all semester. They just won’t stop.

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

A Sleepover at a mattress store would be amazing.

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

@D4NK3L I still prefer kraft

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

I wish like wawas or gas stations would have huge black Friday sales.

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

Thought protein powder in the pancake batter would be a good idea. Turns out I was right!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This tweet should be taken seriously

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

Johnny Depp is definitely a shape shifter.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Disney and Pixar will never be able to top this http://t.co/onOylsju3Y

[Dave Alaio @Daves_Thoughts]

No offense to Starbucks lovers, but the coffee itself really isnt good at all.