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Lime green grill I call it High-Visalign

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I’m just here so Elon doesn’t steal my username

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Well I’m deleting this dumb shit.

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@HeyItsKamo @FrankLibroia Put that on a cracker dooode

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I can’t believe they got Guy Richie to direct the Peppa Pig movie.

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It cost $75 for the dentist to give Mae nitrous today. I wouldn’t be so mad except they refused to even consider allowing me to bring my own. Do you know how many whippets you can get for $75?!

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“A quarter Milo at a time” How in the fuck did it take me 4 years to think of that. Shit

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God the amount of survival equipment I would hide up my butt if I was every cast in the show Alone…

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Ok so it’s down to “FLOwen Wilson” or “Snack Miller”

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FLOwen Wilson

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Juvenile rapping lyrics like “Them titties sittin nice, yeah. I want to bite, yeah” in the NPR studios just makes it

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“You look pretty dense, calorically. Immense, historically.”

Would be the opening line of my 3rd verse in our rap battle that would DEEEEstroy.

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I never fell as judged as I do when I order a Blizzard from the just completely miserable 16 year old “popular girls” they got working down at Dairy Queen.

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@HeyItsKamo @elonmusk Precisely

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