David T Parks

My life is kind of like Jason Bourne's, if you replace all the sweet action scenes he does with me deciding what I'm going to eat for lunch

[David T Parks @DavetPark]

Tom and Suze Yo! https://t.co/hMTARFVbye

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If you feeling some vine love follow me "David Parks" skrillas

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Hell yeah http://t.co/44mbaHYUb2

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@USM_probs http://t.co/KX3phiwW skip to 0:22. Macgruber throat rip is imminent

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@USM_probs It's only a matter of time before i figure out who you are and murder you #Usm_Probsgotaproblem

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What in the shit is twitter

[David T Parks @DavetPark]

Odoyle Rules.

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I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/f611qDDz The Good And The Bad

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In regards to my previous tweet, I did not mean to offend any Vin Diesel fans. I simply meant to point out how fucking stupid you all are

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Studying for exams is a lot like Vin Diesel winning an oscar. Both are just never gonna happen.

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Awolnation came on, which was the que for me to fucking book it

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It's been a while, but we're back! Pee Brothers! http://t.co/MxaneiYr

[David T Parks @DavetPark]

I uploaded a @YouTube video http://t.co/6SjVaUmj Pee Brothers

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What's all this shit about Kony? I've been chilling in Uganda for like the past few months so I'm kinda cut off from news/internet stuff

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The new Dorito Taco Bell promotion has been recalled due to the fact that a single bite causes Diabetes and a wicked case of Dorito fingers

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I tried to venture past channel 300 once. It's something I don't really like to talk about.

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Can't tell if I'm listening to dubstep, or my grandmother pass a seriously unforgiving bowel movement. Either way this drop is DIRTTTYYYY

[David T Parks @DavetPark]

Is someone gonna tell Bruno Mars that his pubic hair migrated to the top of his head?

[David T Parks @DavetPark]

Let me ruin every Killers song for you right now. It sounds like Jerry Fucking Seinfeld. http://t.co/bTrzkUJS

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Heading down to https://t.co/qvFZqp06