Dr Captain Lumpy

Road scholar.
Worlds greatest Truck Driver/Pilot 8 time award winner.

One coin with 2 sides.
Retire politicians and bureaucrats.

[Dr Captain Lumpy @Davethegreat71]

@DoodlesTrks Ahh the monsoon season... Lived there in 80s. After was fun riding the 750-4 in the puddle's. Only low 90s vs 115. Fuck PHX. Pool and tap water to hot for relief. GL Marge

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@DoodlesTrks SOS groundhog Days. Still doing TP? I have the easiest job in trucking but it's still 10 hours in the saddle.... Getting to old for it. Hadjis don't help..

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@WallStreetApes Bullshit we have hostlers that are dock worker/yard dogs.
No CDL required unless you hit a public Street. Get your shit together.

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@DoodlesTrks @KassMiass East Coast folks....

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@Tweetin_jackleg You know Hillary is rockin it ......

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@CriticalPlinker @atensnut I had never heard the word synergy before a meeting we had at Viking freight back in the 90s. Roadway owned us and was going to go national non-union. Synergy to me is BOHICA. CUZ YOU'RE GETTING FUCKED.

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@fabienchalandon I use voice text. It misspelled your name apologies. Cheers

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@fabienchalandon This was all inevitably predicted by sane people years ago. Yourself included. I'm just a damn truck driver and I could see that shit. Devolution I think that is the goal. Cheers Fabian

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@boneheadtruckrs I have rules. 1st rule DON'T ENGAGE WITH RETARDS. If you get to rule 3 or 4 revert to 1st rule always.

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@SirajAHashmi Scary Poppins...

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@boneheadtruckrs Good. You ever been beaten by one? I have. Best place for it. Cheers

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@BTrey31 @TruckinEh It's the place my company puts me when I have to do a layover. I won't work anywhere with a sleeper.

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@PeruvianBetty @BuzzPatterson Karma is a bitch isn't it. That's funny. Cheers

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@sfchronicle Story time. My company has 2 Tesla semis. CA won't allow us to register them in OK like our whole fleet is. So they have sat for 3 months. Led by idiots.

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@RobCarpenter See it every day. Snakecharmers are the worst. Interesting thing is the eastern euros are crazier in California. Easy now to set the cruise at 64 and they beat the bushes for Bears. C'mon

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@ledgerlaw @FreightWaves Mvt ya run across them all the time doing jippo things. Work for a union company and need a nap nobody says shit.
Snakecharmers and jippos are fucking the whole show

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@maybedanielleee If you see the Indians slowing down on I-5. There's a cop up ahead. They got their whole network just like we used to. Snake charmers. Deal with them every fucking day. Cheers

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@BonkDaCarnivore Shit the Mexicans on the south side of Sacramento put on a damn good show too. Would have been neat to see it from the air. Basically the whole city.

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@RSE_VB You've arrived....