Davethemann

Mainly just dumb retweets
Maybe one day thisll be for something actually unique

[Karl Radl @KarlRadl]

'Why is Microsoft unable to fix its own software?'

The root cause:

[ColdJack @TheColdJack]

7 years after “How dare you!”, Greta Thunberg is laughing her ass off at the climate movement.

[Mr. Ovis🐑💼(Office Worker Sheeptuber) @MrOvis_]

JonTron maintains a really beloved and successful YouTube channel, and has even made his own really high quality Game Grumps equivalent with Internet Historian. He has a wonderful wife and a happy home life.

Carl has 4 children and a happy wife who loves him. He has a successful and growing media company and is working on expanding into more projects, such as the two TTRPGs he’s working on with Arch.

These two men have won at life, and everything they’ve said only gets more and more validated by the day, meanwhile their enemies who attacked them are degenerates, losers, and cucks. Idubbz is emasculated by his wife, Destiny was literally cucked by a femboy, Anita Sarkesian is a single spinster who is so pathetic that she literally threw a birthday party themed after “marrying herself”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Commanders QB Sam Hartman has been named the next star of ABC’s “The Bachelor,” which returns for its 30th season in March 2027.

[daevera 🍏✨ @daevera]

REDTEN easily ratios the trans-coded “Galfoy” slop with his new piece of Malfoid art. ⚡️✨

#Malfoy #Malfoid

[Kaiba ✝️ | Dragonslayer Vtuber @DaHomieKaiba]

Her name is Malfoid

[Urban_Tree✝️🍃 @Urban__Tree]

Evil is not able to create anything new, it can only distort and destroy what has been invented or made by the forces of good. - J.R.R. Tolkien

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“Do you sell Malfoid funko pops?”

“We sell bombs here kid”

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Breaking: The NC State board of trustees is expected to finalize a contract Friday that will make former NFL quarterback Philip Rivers his alma mater’s new head football coach, sources tell @PeteThamel and Mark Schlabach.

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Philip Rivers has accepted the NC State head coaching job, returning to his alma mater, @Clowfb and @PeteNakos report🐺

An official announcement is expected in the near future.

https://t.co/yV8eGt4uae

[Davethemann @Davethemann1]

@snobbydankings @KevO4188 You uh, you realize you can expel a member of congress right?

[🇺🇸Kev @KevO4188]

They have hearings to remove Pete Hegseth but not Ilhan Omar.

Kinda feels like rape at this point.

[Al Scott @AlScott1998]

Ready for Game 3 of the season for Fresno State Men’s basketball, taking on Georgia State

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former NFL HC Rex Ryan was arrested Wednesday morning in Nashville after allegedly running over the feet of two pedestrians with his pickup truck last week.

Police say Ryan continued driving before the pedestrians caught up to him at a red light. He allegedly got out, argued with them, and drove away without exchanging information.

Ryan faces six misdemeanor charges, including leaving the scene of an accident, failing to provide information or aid, and failing to obey traffic signals.

[Evanjellyion @heyitsevanjelly]

It still baffles me this was filmed and even released for us to watch. You can clearly see Corenswet realizes what he’s dealing with and what this movie’s all about. His facial expressions and tone of voice as Gunn is telling him all these things just says it all.

[Titus Flavius Vespasianus @Meltingpootis]

@RivalsAssembled I never knew you could make a game more gay than Overwatch, yet here we are

[Alabastion 🌌🐉👑 【V-oid】 @AlabastionVT]

Faggots are gonna love this

[dripola brokǐc @cLIntCapelaFC]

Charlie Kirk weighs in on the Kirk Cousins trade #KirkOnKirk #KirkTalk

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Your AOL email address was promised to someone else 3,000 years ago.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

y'all have no idea how crazy this was back in the day because we wouldnt find out about ho-oh for years later