Grand Admiral Macho Man of Jupiter and Saturn

has a beard and glasses...

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#MyClaimToFameIs I'm a doppelganger of that "Doctor" in The Addiction Network commercial who doesn't know the proper way to wear glasses when looking straight ahead...

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@Paul_Lesko Die Hard 10: Gem Mint

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@Super70sSports I took a dump during halftime. Very productive.

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@svdate I think he believes that because Canada and the PNW are above California on the map, water flows down the map to SoCal because of gravity...

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@AntiToxicPeople I think he believes that because Canada and the PNW are above California on the map, water flows down the map to SoCal because of gravity...

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@HeatherThomasAF

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@Super70sSports That's a magnificent soup strainer right there...It's no wonder they had to physically drag the jailbait Melissa Gilbert away from Boxleitner at this event...

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@isjanosnba Horse team is make no sense

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@CalltoActivism You spelled "deport" wrong...

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@SCUncensored I was amazed he eventually wandered that promo back to its intended ending...was expecting a Pontiac Silverdome reference...

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@BleacherReport @NicoleShearintv #BringBackTheExpos

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@RadioFreeTom MTG for Treasury...put it in the books!

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@RonFilipkowski What big ones are left? Are gonna get MTG for Treasury?

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@Super70sSports That man would be our president today if he were still alive...

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@joncoopertweets Nah...he'll claim it was because of something Biden or Obama did, Fox News will back him up, and his supporters will nod along like they always have...

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@CalltoActivism If this were to happen, Trump would order congress to pass a law declaring that she was not the actual 47th president, so as not to screw up his merch...

He's not clever enough, but someone will decide she's the 46 and 3/5th president to fall in line...

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@AntiToxicPeople And, he spanked Grampa Simpson on two non-consecutive occasions...

(I'm trying...Golden Age Simpsons usually cheers me up...)

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@Super70sSports The sound the machine made when you pulled the lever to cast your ballot and reset the machine...

I think "Karachuuukapachunk!" describes it well...

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@Timodc LOL. He voted for Trump.

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@ElieNYC Someone at my (generally offline) wife's work bought a Cybertruck, and she described it as, "Something designed by 8-year-old boys in the lunchroom during recess on a rainy day..."

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@StevenBeschloss Nothing is ever random with him...is there any significance to the number 9, in terms of how many barrels are pointing at her?